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Saturday, October 27, 2007

After Another

Yup, I told you so, one right after another! Do chickens fly? Yes, on occassion they do. So, today's segment is, stupid questions and even stupider answers! And some smart ones are in there too. Yay. There is no color coding due to lack of peppiness and highness of laziness.

Is MOBY DICK really the greatest piece of American history?
No, it's a matter of opinion, personally I have not even gotten to the tenth chapter, let alone the middle of the book, but I will tell you if it is a good book or not.

Not... Why is green, green?
Green is green because green is green.

Do you like pie?
Do I like pie?

What does the word Azerkail mean to you?
A lot of memories.

What is a plank length?
FOR GOODNESS SAKE I AM LOOKING THIS UP ONCE AND FOR ALL!
The Planck length, denoted by , is the unit of length approximately 1.6 × 10−35 metres, 6.3 × 10-34 inches, or about 10-20 times the diameter of a proton. It is in the system of units known as Planck units. The Planck length is deemed "natural" because it can be defined from three fundamental physical constants: the speed of light, Planck's constant, and the gravitational constant.
The physical significance of the Planck length is unclear. Because it is the only length (up to a constant factor) obtainable from the constants G, h, and c, it is expected to play some role in a theory of quantum gravity. In some forms of quantum gravity, it is the length scale at which the structure of spacetime becomes dominated by quantum effects, giving it a discrete or foamy structure. In other forms of quantum gravity there are no such effects. If there are large extra dimensions, the measured strength of gravity may be much smaller than its true (small-scale) value; in this case the Planck length would have no physical significance, and quantum gravitational effects would appear at much larger scales.

TAKE THAT BIOTCH!

Do you like the color orange?
Do I love tomatoes? No.

What is a Turkey Hawk?
A turkey and a hawk decided to mate thus the turkey hawk!

Apple Pie?
WTF this isn't a freaking question!

Do you own a phone?
No, I live in amish country.

Do you live in amish country?
Yes, yes I do, which is why I have a computer and a TV and go to public school.

I love you.
I love you too, now next question.

Do you like ice cream?
Yes, now I'm going to get some.

Okay guys I really want to look up stuff, so I did.

Look up a famous actor you hate's favorite food.
MUAHAHA This one actually came from another blog on blogspot.com!
Tom Cruise's Favorite Food: Tom Cruise flew three of his favorite Italian chefs half way accross the world just to cook for his birthday last week. The "chefs" are from restaurant Dal Bolognese in Rome, Italy. Apparently Tom Cruise likes Italian food.

Look up All the different shades of Orange.
I hate this person but I did anyway!
Yeah didn't find anything (thank GOD)

Moving on... Look up all of the fruits of the world.
I hate this person even more.
But I did it anyway!
All the fruits of the World sorted:
Rosaceae family
Apple and crabapple (Malus)
Chokeberry (Aronia)
Hawthorn (Crataegus and Rhaphiolepis)
Loquat (Eryobotrya japonica)
Medlar (Mespilus germanica)
Pear, European and Asian species (Pyrus)
Quince (Cydonia oblonga and Chaenomeles)
Rose hip, the fruitlike base of roses (Rosa); used mostly for jams and herbal tea
Rowan (Sorbus)
Service tree (Sorbus domestica), bears a fruit known as a sorb or sorb apple
Serviceberry or Saskatoon (Amelanchier)
Shipova (× Sorbopyrus auricularis)
The stone fruits,
drupes of genus Prunus:
Apricot (Prunus armeniaca or Armeniaca vulgaris)
Cherry sweet, black, sour, and wild species (Prunus avium, Prunus serotina, P. cerasus, and others)
Chokecherry (Prunus virginiana)
Greengage, a cultivar of the plum
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the
pluot, aprium and peacotum
Peach (of the normal and white variety) and its variant the nectarine (Prunus persica)
Plum, of which there are several domestic and wild species; dried plums are called prunes
Berries
Blackberry, of which there are many species and hybrids, such as dewberry, boysenberry, olallieberry and loganberry (genus Rubus)
Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus)
Loganberry (Rubus loganobaccus)
Raspberry, several species (genus Rubus)
Salmonberry (Rubus spectabilis)
Thimbleberry (Rubus parviflorus)
Wineberry (Rubus phoenicolasius)
The true berries are dominated by the family Ericaceae, many of which are hardy in the subarctic:
Bearberry (Arctostaphylos spp.)
Bilberry or whortleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Blueberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Crowberry (Empetrum spp.)
Cranberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Huckleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Lingonberry (Vaccinium vitis-idaea)
Strawberry Tree (Arbutus unedo), not to be confused with the Strawberry (Fragaria)
Other berries not in the Rosaceae or Ericaceae:
Açaí (Euterpe), a palm fruit native to the Amazon region
Barberry (Berberis; Berberidaceae)
Currant (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae), red, black, and white types
Elderberry (Sambucus; Caprifoliaceae)
Gooseberry (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae)
Hackberry (Celtis spp.; Cannabaceae)
Honeysuckle: the berries of some species (called honeyberries) are edible, others are poisonous (Lonicera spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Mulberry (Morus spp.; Moraceae)
Mayapple (Podophyllum spp.; Berberidaceae)
Nannyberry or sheepberry (Viburnum spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Oregon grape (Mahonia aquifolium; Berberidaceae)
Sea-buckthorn (Hippophae rhamnoides; Elaeagnaceae)
Sea Grape (Coccoloba uvifera; Polygonaceae)
Wolfberry (Lycium barbarum, Lycium spp.; Solanaceae)
Aisan fruit
Arhat (Siraitia grosvenorii; Cucurbitaceae) Also called longevity fruit
Che (Cudrania tricuspidata; Moraceae) Also called Cudrania, Chinese Mulberry, Cudrang, Mandarin Melon Berry, Silkworm Thorn, zhe
Durian
Goumi (Elaeagnus multiflora ovata; Elaeagnaceae)
Hardy Kiwi (Actinidia arguta)
Kiwifruit or Chinese gooseberry (Actinidia spp.; Actinidiaceae)
Lapsi (Choerospondias axillaris Roxb.)
Nungu
Persimmon (aka Sharon Fruit) (Diospyros kaki; Ebenaceae)
Rhubarb (Rheum rhaponticum; Polygonaceae)
Sageretia (Sageretia theezans; Rhamnaceae) Also called Mock Buckthorn
Cacti
Cardón (Pachycereus pringlei; Cactaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus undatus; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Prickly pear (Opuntia spp.; Cactaceae)
Saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea; Cactaceae)
Podocarps
Kahikatea (Dacrycarpus dacrydioides)
Manoao (Manoao colensoi)
Nageia (Nageia spp.)
Podocarpus (Podocarpus spp.)
Prumnopitys (Prumnopitys spp.)
Rimu (Dacrydium cupressinum)
Melons
Gourds, including, but not limited to:
Butternut squash (Cucurbita moschata)
Cushaw squash (Cucurbita mixta)
Hubbard squash, Buttercup squash (Cucurbita maxima)
Pumpkin, Acorn squash, Zucchini, Summer squash (Cucurbita pepovarieties)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus)
Melon (Cucumis melo): cantaloupe, galia, and other muskmelons, honeydew
Accessory fruits
The accessory fruits, seed organs which are not botanically berries at all::
Raisin tree (Hovenia dulcis, Rhamnaceae) Also called Japanese Raisin Tree
Strawberry (Fragaria spp.; Rosaceae)
Fruits in this category are not hardy to extreme cold, as the preceding temperate fruits are, yet tolerate some frost and may have a modest chilling requirement. Notable among these are natives of the Mediterranean:
Grapes
Black mulberry (Morus nigra; Moraceae)
Cornelian cherry (Cornus mas; Cornaceae)
Date palm (Phoenix dactylifera; Arecaceae)
Fig (Ficus spp. Moraceae)
Grape, called raisin, sultana, or currant when it is dried. (Vitis spp.; Vitaceae)
Jujube (Ziziphus zizyphus; Rhamnaceae)
Olive (Olea europea; Oleaceae)
Pomegranate (Punica granatum; Punicaceae)
Sycamore fig (Ficus sycomorus. Moraceae) also called old world sycomore or just sycomore.
In the important genus Citrus (Rutaceae), some members are tropical, tolerating no frost. All common species of commerce are somewhat hardy:
Lemon
Citron (Citrus medica)
Clementine (Citrus reticulata var. Clementine),
Grapefruit (Citrus paradisi)
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the Orangelo, Tangelo, Rangpur and Ugli fruit
Kumquat (Fortunella)
Lemon (Citrus limon)
Limes
Key Lime (Citrus aurantifolia)
Persian lime Also known as tahiti lime.
Kaffir lime (Citrus hystix)
Mandarin (Citrus reticulata),
Orange, of which there are sweet (Citrus sinensis) and sour (Citrus aurantium) species
Pomelo (also known as the shaddock) (Citrus maxima)
Sweet Lemon (Citrus limetta)
Tangerine, and similar
See also: List of Citrus fruits
Other subtropical fruits:
Avocado (Persea americana; Lauraceae)
Carob (Ceratonia siliqua; Fabaceae)
Feijoa (Feijoa sellowiana; Myrtaceae)
Guava (Psidium guajava; Myrtaceae)
Kumquat (Fortunella spp.; Rutaceae)
Longan (Euphoria longan; Sapindaceae)
Lúcuma (Pouteria lucuma; Sapotaceae)
Lychee (Litchi chinensis; Sapindaceae)
Passion fruit or Grenadilla (Passiflora edulis and other Passiflora spp.; Passifloraceae) Galendar in some part of east India (Darjeeling)
Peanut (Arachis hypogaea; Fabaceae)
Pond-apple (Annona glabra; Annonaceae) Also called Alligator-apple and Monkey-apple
Strawberry guava (Psidium litorale; Myrtaceae)
Tamarillo or Tree Tomato (Cyphomandra betacea; Solanaceae)
Ugni (Ugni molinae; Myrtaceae)
Yangmei (Myrica rubra; Myricaceae) Also called Yamamomo, Chinese Bayberry, Japanese Bayberry, Red Bayberry, or Chinese strawberry tree

Acerola (Malpighia glabra; Malpighiaceae), also called West Indian Cherry or Barbados Cherry
Ackee (Blighia sapida or Cupania sapida; Sapindaceae)
African cherry orange (Citropsis schweinfurthii; Rutaceae)
Amazon Grape (Pourouma cecropiaefolia;Moraceae)
Araza
Avocado
Açaí (Euterpe oleracea; Arecaceae), or assai
Babaco (Carica pentagona; Caricaceae)
Bael (Aegle marmelos; Rutaceae)
Banana (Musacea spp.; Musaceae); its starchy variant is the plantain
Barbadine (granadilla; maracujá-açu in Portuguese)
Barbados Cherry (Malpighia glabra L.; Malpighiaceae), also called Acerola, West Indian Cherry
Betel Nut
Bilimbi (Averrhoa bilimbi; Oxalidaceae) Also called cucumber tree or tree sorrel
Biriba
Bitter gourd
Black sapote
Bottle gourd
Brazil nut
Breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis; Moraceae)
Burmese grape (Baccaurea sapida; Cucurbitaceae)
Calabash (Lagenaria siceraria; Bignoniaceae)
Calabashtree
CamuCamu (Myrciaria dubia; Myrtaceae)
Canistel
Cape gooseberry
Carambola (Averrhoa carambola; Oxalidaceae), also called star fruit or five fingers
Cashew
Cempedak or Champedak (Artocarpus champeden; Moraceae)
Ceylon gooseberry
Chenet (guinep or ackee; pitomba-das-Guinas in Portuguese)
Cherimoya (Annona cherimola; Annonaceae)
Chili
Caimito (caimite; related to the yellow abiu - egg fruit)
Cacao
Coconut (Cocos spp.; Arecaceae)
Coffee
Cupuaçu
Custard apple (Annona reticulata; Annonaceae), also called Bullock's Heart
Damson plum (Chrysophyllum oliviforme; Sapotaceae), also called Satin Leaf
Date
Date-plum (Diospyros lotus; Ebenaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus spp.; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Durian (Durio spp.; Bombacaceae)
Eggfruit (Pouteria campechiana; Sapotaceae), also called canistel or yellow sapote
Elephant apple (Dillenia indica; Dilleniaceae)
Giant granadilla
Golden Apple
Guarana (Paullinia cupana; Sapindaceae)
Guava
Guavaberry or Rumberry; (Myrciaria floribunda; Myrtaceae)
Hog plum (taperebá in Portuguese)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus; Cucurbitaceae)
Huito (Genipa americana; Rubiaceae); also called jagua, genipap, jenipapo
Indian almond
Indian fig
Indian jujube
Indian Prune (Flacourtia rukan; Flacourtiaceae)
Jaboticaba (Myrciaria cauliflora; Myrtaceae), also called Brazilian Grape Tree
Jackfruit (Artocarpus heterophyllus Moraceae), also called nangka
Jambul (Syzygium cumini; Myrtaceae)
Jatobá (Hymenae coubaril; Leguminosae) Caesalpinioideae)
Jocote, also called Jamaica Plum
Kandis (Garcinia forbesii; Clusiaceae)
Keppel fruit (Stelechocarpus burakol; Annonaceae)
Kumquat
Kundong (Garcinia sp.; Clusiaceae)
Lablab
Langsat (Lansium domesticum), also called longkong or duku
Lansones (Lansium domesticum spp.; Meliaceae)
Lemon
Leucaena
Lime
Longan
Loquat
Lucuma
Lychee
Mabolo (Diospyros discolor; Ebenaceae) also known as a velvet persimmon
Macadamia
Mamey sapote (Pouteria sapota; Sapotaceae); also known as mamee apple; abricó in Portuguese Tropical Fruits
Mamoncillo (Melicoccus bijugatus; Sapindaceae), also known as quenepa, genip or Fijian Longan
Mandarin
Manila tamarind (or Monkeypod, Pithecellobium dulce)
Mango (Mangifera indica; Anacardiaceae)
Mangosteen (Garcinia mangostana; Clusiaceae)
Marang (Artocarpus odoratissima; Moraceae), a breadfruit relative
Melinjo
Melon pear
Monstera (Monstera deliciosa; Araceae) also called Swiss Cheese Plant, Split-leaf Philodendron
Morinda
Mountain soursop
Mundu
Mung bean
Muskmelon
Nance
Naranjilla, Lulo (Solanum quitoense; Solanaceae)
Nutmeg
Neem
Oil Palm
Okra
Papaya (Carica papaya; Caricaceae)
Peach palm
Peanut butter fruit (Bunchosia argentea; Malpighiaceae)
Pequi or Souari Nut (Caryocar brasiliense; Caryocaraceae)
Pewa (peach palm; pupunha in Portuguese)
Pigeon pea
Pili nut
Pineapple (Ananas comosus or Ananas sativas; Bromeliaceae)
Pitomba (Eugenia luschnathiana or Talisia esculenta)
Plantain
Poha or Cape Gooseberry (Physalis peruviana; Solanaceae)
Pois doux (Inga edulis, ice-cream bean, or inga-cipó in Portuguese)
Poisonleaf (Dichapetalum cymosum) (?)
Pommecythère or pomcité (Spondias cytherea); also known as golden apple, June plum or Jew plum and ambarella, and as cajamanga in Portuguese
Pommerac (Eugenia malaccensis); also known as Otaheite apple; Malay apple; jambo in Portuguese
Pummelo
Pupunha or peach-palm (Bactris gasipaes; Palmae); also known as pewa
Queensland nut
Rambutan (Nephelium lappaceum; Sapindaceae)
Red Mombin (Spondias purpurea; Anacardiaceae)
Riberry (Syzygium luehmannii; Myrtaceae), also called Lilly Pilly, Lillipilli, Chinese Apple
Ridged gourd
Salak (Salacca edulis), also called snakefruit
Santol (Sandoricum koetjape; Meliaceae)
Sapodilla (Achras/Manilkara zapota; Sapotaceae), also called chiku, mespel, naseberry, sapadilla, snake fruit, sawo
Sea grape
Soncoya
Soursop (Annona muricata; Annonaceae), also called guanabana
Soybean
Star apple (Chrysophyllum cainito), also called caimito or caimite
Strawberry guava
Strawberry pear
Sugar apple (Annona squamosa; Annonaceae); ata in Portuguese
Summer squash
Surinam Cherry (Eugenia uniflora; Myrtaceae) also called Brazilian Cherry, Cayenne Cherry, Pitanga
Sweet granadilla
Sweet orange
Sweet pepper
Sweetsop
Rose apple (Syzygium jambos; Myrtaceae), also called Malay apple
Tamarind (Tamarindus indica; Caesalpiniaceae)
Vanilla
Water apple
Watermelon
Wax apple (Syzygium samarangense)
Wax gourd
White sapote
Winged bean
Unsorted
Chocolate vine (Akebia quinata)
Elaeagnus angustifolia (Russian olive)
Garden Peach Tomato
Ice Plant (Carpobrotus edulis; Aizoaceae)
Sythus Fagus (Sythe)
Taxus baccata (Yew) sweet red fruit with a highly toxic seed.

Okay, that's enough looking up for one day, that took me like a half an hour! I love you and hope you earned some intelligence. I'll post later on tonight!

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