Today's first post is brought to you by Sam, because I said so.
ZOMG! I actually helped someone! YES, YES, YES, YES, YES! I actually achieved something, I win! Okay, okay, enough bragging and happy dances on the sidelines. The last post should have made you feel good and if not, then well, you must have not been listening, I also noticed typos, but I'm too lazy to fix it. You can sense the commitment I have with this blog. So I'm going to discuss further into perfection and yes! I'm going to devulge into why girls act the way they act and vice versa, but those will be in a different and seperate post.
Definition of Perfection: the state of being without a flaw or defect
paragon: an ideal instance; a perfect embodiment of a concept
the act of making something perfect
See? Are you ever going to be complete? Well according to my beliefs I will never be complete until I have God in my life as much as possible, basing every decision on him, my homework, my work, school, family, life, and even love. He comes in everywhere and some people actually ask me, how can you do that? Well I can, even though sometimes I wish he'd butt out, but I know he's always there even when I don't want him to be there. If you're parents are FORCING you to go to church or the temple or that Jewish place which starts with an 's' and I cannot remember at the moment. Then honestly tell them they're pushing you away from your faith (whatever that may be) and they might consider this and still force you but at least you put in that communication field which probably wasn't there before. I consider myself to be very close to my parents, not like friends, but close. They almost complete me, but I know I won't be complete until I find myself first. And I can do that through faith, not some silly little survey, but I have come to notice that I am fake. But everyone has a little bit of fakeness in them, they don't completely tell the truth, everyone lies, surely you know that. And wrong doings, will not make you complete.
Definition of Complete:
having every necessary or normal part or component or step;
come or bring to a finish or an end;
bring to a whole, with all the necessary parts or elements;
perfect and complete in every respect; having all necessary qualities; "
dispatch: complete or carry out;
accomplished: highly skilled
You are not perfect or complete and your spouse or 'high school sweetheart' will not make you fulfilled in anyway, except love, possibly. But even then, something will still be missing.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Perfect = Nothing.
I've come to a conclusion that nothing is perfect. A piece of artwork isn't perfect because in someone else's eye it is horrible but in the artists' eyes it's beautiful. So, love obviously isn't perfect, Jesus was perfect. My handwriting isn't perfect, my grammar is far from perfect, my hair isn't perfect, everything about me isn't perfect and yet, I don't need a perfect body in every way to realize I'm going to live anyway. Isn't that what every girl thinks, their either fat or too skinny, or too tall or too short, too something right? But you don't need to be perfect, no, you CAN'T be perfect, so stop trying to be something you're not. Actresses are not perfect, it may seem like that, but they all have the same flaws as us. In a way, they are just like us, except with more money possibly. Perfect is nothing, because when you are perfect, nothing is exciting there is no competition anymore, no more sports, no more nothing. You can't raise your kid thinking that they can someday be perfect, because in their eyes, that's what they think perfect is, their mom and dad. If their mom and dad started telling them their flaws, then they have this drive to please them and the only way to please them is making them perfect. If you're body isn't the way you want it, too bad because even if you get to that goal weight, you're gonna find something wrong with you again. Perfect is nothing, I know God is perfect but, we are not, we are NOTHING, but to him, we are something beautiful and he didn't make us so that we would fight wars, kill our brothers, enslave human beings, call each other names and do harmful drugs. Perfect is nothing in his eyes, in my eyes perfect is nothing because you can't attain it so why waste your time thinking that?
Perfect = Nothing. I think I finally caught onto something, YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. So get over it and move on, because you're trying to make yourself something impossible, you can't be perfect because if you were perfect, you wouldn't do drugs, you wouldn't drink, you wouldn't curse, and hair? What is perfect hair, blonde, red, brown? Green? You can't be perfect because in the dictionary, perfect doesn't go that far, it only says something without flaws. And no matter what you have or what you say, you will and will not have that perfection you wanted or have anything in your possession that is perfect. So get over it already and move on with your life because you're wasting your life away trying to be perfect when you could just accept it and have fun. If you didn't dress perfectly, another example of perfection by the way, would your friends dump you? What about friends? There is no perfect friend, there is no perfect boyfriend dispite what you may think, nothing and no one is perfect.
If you are fixed on the fact that you are fat and your friend say your aren't believe them because you might loose them in the long run because of that. If they say you're not fat, then you're not fat, over it, done, finished, that's it. If you're convinced your ugly and your friends say you're not then you're not ugly, you're beautiful in some way, one special guy will think you're beautiful. Soulmates if you will, that's what I believe, there is someone out there for you and age? Not an issue. If you really were meant to be with this person then you would know it deep down in your soul that you were meant to meet this person one way or another. Fate will make sure that you will meet if it's meant to be. If plans don't always make out, if you always seem to miss them, are you really meant to be? If you always fight, and have sex with him just to make sure he doesn't leave, are you really meant to be? That one special guy you're supposed to be may be watching on the sidelines or not even know you, but that special guy will wait for you and may actually want to wait himself.
But if someone is pressuring you into doing something you don't want to do, who is gonna win in the end? Him, like I said you don't need to give it up to be perfect, just be yourself and you'll start seeing yourself as perfect or close to it because you love yourself.
Love yourself or stop complaining.
Perfect = Nothing. I think I finally caught onto something, YOU ARE NOT PERFECT. So get over it and move on, because you're trying to make yourself something impossible, you can't be perfect because if you were perfect, you wouldn't do drugs, you wouldn't drink, you wouldn't curse, and hair? What is perfect hair, blonde, red, brown? Green? You can't be perfect because in the dictionary, perfect doesn't go that far, it only says something without flaws. And no matter what you have or what you say, you will and will not have that perfection you wanted or have anything in your possession that is perfect. So get over it already and move on with your life because you're wasting your life away trying to be perfect when you could just accept it and have fun. If you didn't dress perfectly, another example of perfection by the way, would your friends dump you? What about friends? There is no perfect friend, there is no perfect boyfriend dispite what you may think, nothing and no one is perfect.
If you are fixed on the fact that you are fat and your friend say your aren't believe them because you might loose them in the long run because of that. If they say you're not fat, then you're not fat, over it, done, finished, that's it. If you're convinced your ugly and your friends say you're not then you're not ugly, you're beautiful in some way, one special guy will think you're beautiful. Soulmates if you will, that's what I believe, there is someone out there for you and age? Not an issue. If you really were meant to be with this person then you would know it deep down in your soul that you were meant to meet this person one way or another. Fate will make sure that you will meet if it's meant to be. If plans don't always make out, if you always seem to miss them, are you really meant to be? If you always fight, and have sex with him just to make sure he doesn't leave, are you really meant to be? That one special guy you're supposed to be may be watching on the sidelines or not even know you, but that special guy will wait for you and may actually want to wait himself.
But if someone is pressuring you into doing something you don't want to do, who is gonna win in the end? Him, like I said you don't need to give it up to be perfect, just be yourself and you'll start seeing yourself as perfect or close to it because you love yourself.
Love yourself or stop complaining.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
The Eve of the Eve
It's the Eve of Christmas Eve or Christmas Eve Eve. And I'm deciding which color I should paint my nails. That was random, and I'm thinking about why I keep typing 'ever' instead of 'eve', and I have the biggest urge to push the 'f' key, oh yeah that felt good, that felt good also, and that too, not that though. I suck. Shortest sentence in the history of the history of earth except for 'Amen.' which is like the Allah of all phrases. You can basically say Amen after anything and it'll still make more sense then the actual phrase spoken before it. hah, I just insulted something and I don't even know when, what, or where it's going to happen. Like you can say your dog just died and say Amen.
Okay, maybe not, it might give you a few awkward silences but at least you'll have time to think about what you're going to say to break that tense air of awkward silence. I decided to say something I've never said before. The monkey drives the speaker behind the icecream trunk. Really I've never said that before, isn't it surprising? Isn't it also surprising that I used the word before in the last two sentences and 'isn't it surprising' in the last two also... wow, that's just ironic, for me, you were expecting that.
Because everything about me is SO predictable and compared to my behavior everyone is a psyhic and I'm just a stupid little girl from New Jersey. I totally just made that up, I'm more random then the monkey sentence I made up a paragraph ago, I never said that before either! Wait! Never mind, I have, why do I keep spelling/typing have wrong, I mean it's a four letter word isn't it? I knew that I was typing wrong in those classes in fourth grade. My fourth grade teacher actually said he was going to staple our eyelids to the ceilng and put half a slug in our nose. But the catch is, you have to choose which half. Personally I think I would choose the side without the head. And if we got to choose which type of slug, I think I would choose a dry one because I don't want blood trickling down my nose into my gasp in pain mouth. I would use dases but I'm too lazy and I would also use the proper word for dashes, but I'm also extremely lazy to do that. I really need a shower, today my hair was really messy and I didn't evne brush it because I woke up at seven when I went to bed at one 'o clock in the morning, needless to say, I was pissed.
I'm not supposed to use that word but I don't care, well it was nice telling you my random thoughts of today, I never realized how weird I was... until I started typing/writing down my thoughts. I'd better go before anymore thoughts interupt my goodbyes.
Peace.
Okay, maybe not, it might give you a few awkward silences but at least you'll have time to think about what you're going to say to break that tense air of awkward silence. I decided to say something I've never said before. The monkey drives the speaker behind the icecream trunk. Really I've never said that before, isn't it surprising? Isn't it also surprising that I used the word before in the last two sentences and 'isn't it surprising' in the last two also... wow, that's just ironic, for me, you were expecting that.
Because everything about me is SO predictable and compared to my behavior everyone is a psyhic and I'm just a stupid little girl from New Jersey. I totally just made that up, I'm more random then the monkey sentence I made up a paragraph ago, I never said that before either! Wait! Never mind, I have, why do I keep spelling/typing have wrong, I mean it's a four letter word isn't it? I knew that I was typing wrong in those classes in fourth grade. My fourth grade teacher actually said he was going to staple our eyelids to the ceilng and put half a slug in our nose. But the catch is, you have to choose which half. Personally I think I would choose the side without the head. And if we got to choose which type of slug, I think I would choose a dry one because I don't want blood trickling down my nose into my gasp in pain mouth. I would use dases but I'm too lazy and I would also use the proper word for dashes, but I'm also extremely lazy to do that. I really need a shower, today my hair was really messy and I didn't evne brush it because I woke up at seven when I went to bed at one 'o clock in the morning, needless to say, I was pissed.
I'm not supposed to use that word but I don't care, well it was nice telling you my random thoughts of today, I never realized how weird I was... until I started typing/writing down my thoughts. I'd better go before anymore thoughts interupt my goodbyes.
Peace.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Rated What?
The following blog post is rated PG-13 because Margarita Sunshine is too good for PG and she doesn't have her parents with her at the moment.
Anyways, I'm bored so I'm basically posting here, wasting time... my life and everything else, hey wanna learn a really bad racial slurred controversial song? Yeah I thought so, so before I start telling you my friend and I's ballad of really bad racial slurred controversial issues I decided to tell you how it came up in the first place.
Okay so I forgot my gloves at my friend's house so I had to go back and then I said how my other friend's house is a few blocks down but on the same street at my other friend. And I told the friend I was walking with about her and stuffs. Then I shouted 'Don't smoke weed' really loud, louder then I wanted it to be. Then we ran across the street and started to yell how bad weed was and it's bad for you and then we started to sing about it. Here it goes...
Weed is really bad for you,
It's really bad you me and me and you,
It's even bad for Jews too
And sometimes Pakistanis, woo!
Weed is bad for you,
Really, really bad for you and jews
and Pakistanis, woo.
And then we mixed it up saying weed was good and started repeating words and overlapping each other, it was really funny because there really was not point to it because we don't smoke weed, we just felt like singing a song about in front of the police station... Yeah we freak out when a kid came out of nowhere and I screamed really loud. So that wasn't the smartest thing to do at the time but yeah, we are big fat morons.
Anyways we had fun and weed is bad blah, blah, blah the message is that your friends are everything and don't let freedom of speech and antisetism affect your decisions in song writing even though they may effect your moral conscious each time you write down or type a racial slur. That was a really long sentence. And that was a really short sentence even though I'm going to make this sentece longer then the second one because I'm cool like that. Well, right now this post doesn't even have a point to it at all, so I think that I'll just leave you with this medium long sentence with a quote I love.
Weed is bad for Jews.
Peace.
Anyways, I'm bored so I'm basically posting here, wasting time... my life and everything else, hey wanna learn a really bad racial slurred controversial song? Yeah I thought so, so before I start telling you my friend and I's ballad of really bad racial slurred controversial issues I decided to tell you how it came up in the first place.
Okay so I forgot my gloves at my friend's house so I had to go back and then I said how my other friend's house is a few blocks down but on the same street at my other friend. And I told the friend I was walking with about her and stuffs. Then I shouted 'Don't smoke weed' really loud, louder then I wanted it to be. Then we ran across the street and started to yell how bad weed was and it's bad for you and then we started to sing about it. Here it goes...
Weed is really bad for you,
It's really bad you me and me and you,
It's even bad for Jews too
And sometimes Pakistanis, woo!
Weed is bad for you,
Really, really bad for you and jews
and Pakistanis, woo.
And then we mixed it up saying weed was good and started repeating words and overlapping each other, it was really funny because there really was not point to it because we don't smoke weed, we just felt like singing a song about in front of the police station... Yeah we freak out when a kid came out of nowhere and I screamed really loud. So that wasn't the smartest thing to do at the time but yeah, we are big fat morons.
Anyways we had fun and weed is bad blah, blah, blah the message is that your friends are everything and don't let freedom of speech and antisetism affect your decisions in song writing even though they may effect your moral conscious each time you write down or type a racial slur. That was a really long sentence. And that was a really short sentence even though I'm going to make this sentece longer then the second one because I'm cool like that. Well, right now this post doesn't even have a point to it at all, so I think that I'll just leave you with this medium long sentence with a quote I love.
Weed is bad for Jews.
Peace.
Friday, December 21, 2007
My dogs are gay.
My dogs are gay, I know, GAY, dogs are not gay! Animals do not become gay! They are either straight or asexual, not GAY! I mean I know in Legally Blond 2 Bruiser and that dog was gay, but that was a movie, I mean really everyone saw that the big dog was a girl... but I'm serious, my dogs are GAY. HOMOSEXUAL, THE OTHER WAY, FLAMING ON, GAY, NOT STRAIGHT, THAT WAY, THEY'RE LIKE THAT, THEY ACTUALLY GO THAT WAY. So, you can only guess what today's topic is, to my depressing disappoint, homosexuality and bisexuality.
Can animals like it both ways? Maybe... anyways my older sister, who has had medical training (not in animals) with humans says that homosexuality in the Animal Kingdom is common. And I'm like WTF common?! Is that why we don't have dinosaurs anymore?! Or King Kong...?! Okay so I was pulling stuff out of the air the last two times, but still... GAY ELEPHANTS?! That's like saying gay babies, which I don't believe, I don't care what you say, I think I said this before, you were not born that way because if you were. You were so thinking about screwing your baby friend next door and you don't know what a penis is yet so yeah, you're wrong, I'm right end of story. So today's topic? Gay people, FLAMING MAN, ELLEN DEGENERATE.
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong, because if the NBC writers don't feel like writing then I don't feel like spelling and she doesn't feel like being straight then I guess elephants can be gay. Okay I seriously need to learn to let things go. Okay so my friend decided to bring his oracle cards to school a few days ago, so I was like whatever and decided to try them out. Okay so I did and basically it said fly above whatever happens and dismiss it and then it said change was coming and it couldn't change and to just deal with it. Is this what they meant because if my dogs are gay, and if I can't change it I will never look at them the same again. But the funny thing is, it could be dominance and whenever my sister says homosexuality I seriously have the urge to giggle and shout random phrases about stuff.
So, Christmas is officially in three or four days depending on your time zone, two if you're in Japan or Australia. I don't know if that made sense or not but it's true, are Kangaroos gay? Why can't I just let this one go?! I'm sorry but aren't you curious, I mean who isn't curious if they're dog is gay or not? I mean were you expecting me to ramble on about gay elephants. I wonder what the feminine verison of gay is in spanish... dude, I seriously need to get a life or learn about stuff. Like how gay animals can be, you can take that both ways if you'd like. But noy bisexuality or trisexuality, that includes monkeys.
Can animals like it both ways? Maybe... anyways my older sister, who has had medical training (not in animals) with humans says that homosexuality in the Animal Kingdom is common. And I'm like WTF common?! Is that why we don't have dinosaurs anymore?! Or King Kong...?! Okay so I was pulling stuff out of the air the last two times, but still... GAY ELEPHANTS?! That's like saying gay babies, which I don't believe, I don't care what you say, I think I said this before, you were not born that way because if you were. You were so thinking about screwing your baby friend next door and you don't know what a penis is yet so yeah, you're wrong, I'm right end of story. So today's topic? Gay people, FLAMING MAN, ELLEN DEGENERATE.
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong, because if the NBC writers don't feel like writing then I don't feel like spelling and she doesn't feel like being straight then I guess elephants can be gay. Okay I seriously need to learn to let things go. Okay so my friend decided to bring his oracle cards to school a few days ago, so I was like whatever and decided to try them out. Okay so I did and basically it said fly above whatever happens and dismiss it and then it said change was coming and it couldn't change and to just deal with it. Is this what they meant because if my dogs are gay, and if I can't change it I will never look at them the same again. But the funny thing is, it could be dominance and whenever my sister says homosexuality I seriously have the urge to giggle and shout random phrases about stuff.
So, Christmas is officially in three or four days depending on your time zone, two if you're in Japan or Australia. I don't know if that made sense or not but it's true, are Kangaroos gay? Why can't I just let this one go?! I'm sorry but aren't you curious, I mean who isn't curious if they're dog is gay or not? I mean were you expecting me to ramble on about gay elephants. I wonder what the feminine verison of gay is in spanish... dude, I seriously need to get a life or learn about stuff. Like how gay animals can be, you can take that both ways if you'd like. But noy bisexuality or trisexuality, that includes monkeys.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Christmas-y
Gravity by Sara Bareilles (I don't get paid to say that) is the most awesomest song I've ever heard in the history of foreverness. So what am I doing right now? Trying not to sneeze from the anti-fungi powder and watching the Santa Claus(e). The first one of course, it's the bestest after all. So onto my anti-fungi moment, I have almost all of my favorite (and most of them which strangely are all mostly black, white, and some form of red or pink) shoes and whatnot on the floor covered in anti-fungal powder because I have altheletes foot. This is what happens when you try to have nice shoes and jog. I'm so gay. UGH.
That's so homosexual, I swear I said that once and then my friend yelled at me and told me something about them being born gay. Honestly when you're four I do think you're thinking about banging your best friend because that's what being gay was. Did you know that they tried to teach kindergardeners how to masturbate? I have a feeling that I've said this before. Okay so, I did say this before but since I have problems with people (and major issues with changing things to the way I hate it) I decided to review, shall we?
Meh, cliche. HA. I didn't say that before, yay I feel special, more like sped-cial. Ah, jokes because my friends and then their gingers which basically will never die until I'm forty-two, ha, Chuck Norris, again sorry.
Though I have no idea what I'm talking about, Chuck Norris jokes and/or facts seem to fit in at this moment. And I felt like making another paragraph/sentence/phrase, no, I'm pretty sure it was sentence or a phrase. Yeah definately sentence and my ring keeps slipping to the sides, it's' really annoying and frustrating and what not, I feel like GAH stabbing myself. Aww... the cliche thing about adult/grown-ups not believing in Santa Claus. And the whole seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing, aww... Charlie - in this movie - is adorable and sweet. He's got that pre-puberty voice going on, the little squeaky one, you know what I'm talking about yeah, it's adorable right? I wish where I lived we got snow because Christmas isn't as great without it, I know sad to hear from a die hard christian but it's true, believe it or not.
MAN! That kid is smart and cute and I just realized that the mother is super fabulously annoying and her haircut and Tim Allen is awesome too. Haha, firefighter... OMG! THE TEACHER IS UHMM... YEAH! Really soft voice and brown hair.
That's so homosexual, I swear I said that once and then my friend yelled at me and told me something about them being born gay. Honestly when you're four I do think you're thinking about banging your best friend because that's what being gay was. Did you know that they tried to teach kindergardeners how to masturbate? I have a feeling that I've said this before. Okay so, I did say this before but since I have problems with people (and major issues with changing things to the way I hate it) I decided to review, shall we?
Meh, cliche. HA. I didn't say that before, yay I feel special, more like sped-cial. Ah, jokes because my friends and then their gingers which basically will never die until I'm forty-two, ha, Chuck Norris, again sorry.
Though I have no idea what I'm talking about, Chuck Norris jokes and/or facts seem to fit in at this moment. And I felt like making another paragraph/sentence/phrase, no, I'm pretty sure it was sentence or a phrase. Yeah definately sentence and my ring keeps slipping to the sides, it's' really annoying and frustrating and what not, I feel like GAH stabbing myself. Aww... the cliche thing about adult/grown-ups not believing in Santa Claus. And the whole seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing, aww... Charlie - in this movie - is adorable and sweet. He's got that pre-puberty voice going on, the little squeaky one, you know what I'm talking about yeah, it's adorable right? I wish where I lived we got snow because Christmas isn't as great without it, I know sad to hear from a die hard christian but it's true, believe it or not.
MAN! That kid is smart and cute and I just realized that the mother is super fabulously annoying and her haircut and Tim Allen is awesome too. Haha, firefighter... OMG! THE TEACHER IS UHMM... YEAH! Really soft voice and brown hair.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Two places at once.
Yeah, so I've been thinking, I'm down right screwed, I can't stop loving him, no matter how hard I try, he's still there and then there's the other one. If I'm in love with one I must be with the other right? I keep denying the fact that I love him and it's just a cruch to fill space, you know? But the more and more I think about, I have trust issues and feel as if though I can trust him, like I can tell all my secrets to him. I've always taught you to follow your heart, and listen to it, like when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing and you know it's wrong you don't it anymore. I know I sound like a hypocrit right now, what is my heart saying, its as if I already knew who the one was all along, I know I have to tell him eventually because if I didn't it would tear me up inside. And what if I left high school afterwards, would I still think about him? I think I'm going to cry, I love my childhood, and I know I'm not ready to take care of myself but I'm getting there, once I get a job I know I won't spend all of it on something useless, I'll save for gas money or something useful like that.
So, two places at once, I wish I could be in two places at once, but I can't and it's not fair. I want him to know, to know that I love him, it's not as if it'll change his mind, he might even be repulsed by me and laugh in my face. And that's how I know I'm in love with him, because if I just liked him I would be able to move on right? But to me, he's just so perfect, not too annoying, that face can melt me in seconds and yet he won't return my love. Never loose hope, but what happens when that hope dies? I love him so much and he doesn't even know, I mean how twisted is that?
Let it be, fine, okay and when will I know when to not let it be? I have no one, no one to talk to, no one to love, no one wants me, no one even thinks about me. If I told my friend I was going to kill myself, what would happen, nothing, they wouldn't believe me or wouldn't care. That's because I have no friends, they all just use me, okay maybe I'm going over with this after all it's about you, not me. You can make a difference, and I can't because I can't. I can't do it, I can't reach my goals, I can't do anything unless, some one helps me, but no one will but I wanna help you.
So, two places at once, I wish I could be in two places at once, but I can't and it's not fair. I want him to know, to know that I love him, it's not as if it'll change his mind, he might even be repulsed by me and laugh in my face. And that's how I know I'm in love with him, because if I just liked him I would be able to move on right? But to me, he's just so perfect, not too annoying, that face can melt me in seconds and yet he won't return my love. Never loose hope, but what happens when that hope dies? I love him so much and he doesn't even know, I mean how twisted is that?
Let it be, fine, okay and when will I know when to not let it be? I have no one, no one to talk to, no one to love, no one wants me, no one even thinks about me. If I told my friend I was going to kill myself, what would happen, nothing, they wouldn't believe me or wouldn't care. That's because I have no friends, they all just use me, okay maybe I'm going over with this after all it's about you, not me. You can make a difference, and I can't because I can't. I can't do it, I can't reach my goals, I can't do anything unless, some one helps me, but no one will but I wanna help you.
Friday, December 7, 2007
Even When I'm Gone
I've been thinking about a lot of things, about life and death, and I've been ignoring all the signs. It's been all around me, I knew something was trying to warn me about something, about death about something bad that was going to happen. Something is going to happen and it's going to happen to me, why didn't I see it before? I'm going to die! Literally! I can't believe I didn't see it before! I'm going to be murder or die of cancer or get eaten by bambi like thumper!
Okay maybe I'm just over analyzing things a little too much, I mean it could be fortelling good things in my future or I could be just crazy. Why does this have to happen now?! I mean everything has been going great, I've been getting good grades, studying for tests, doing homework, having a social life and I even like someone new! But NO, I can't be happy I have to die! I don't wanna die!
What the heck am I talking about? I don't even know if I'm going to die, I'm just basically guessing the whole time, I'm just jumping to conclusions and being way too overly dramatic these days. Or maybe someone is going to eat me! Like how bambi ate thumper! Okay I totally have a great explaination for that really weird sentence and I swear to allah that I wasn't high or drunk or anything like that, I mean I was in school for goodness sakes!
Okay dude, in the Media Center (Library) today I took a midol and my friends were saying how I was taking drugs and stuff and then I sat down because I had a huge headache so I was like, okay I'll take some midol. Then I started to mess with my friend and tell him that there was a talking mushroom behind him and then I went on pointing to a random table and screamed that Bambi was eating thumper on the table and how gross it was and I was really annoying today.
Then I went on about how donald duck was chasing me and my friend was getting chased by a dildo and she was putting tic tacs down my shirt and stuff and I threw tic tacs at my friend while he was reading a book. Then I told him that my history teacher was going to come out of the history and eat him if he asked him a question and then while my friend was trying to calm me down he actually came out and I told him to ask a question.
Then while I was waiting with my friends for my mom, I shouted the entire story out to everyone a lot, like five times in a row.
Okay maybe I'm just over analyzing things a little too much, I mean it could be fortelling good things in my future or I could be just crazy. Why does this have to happen now?! I mean everything has been going great, I've been getting good grades, studying for tests, doing homework, having a social life and I even like someone new! But NO, I can't be happy I have to die! I don't wanna die!
What the heck am I talking about? I don't even know if I'm going to die, I'm just basically guessing the whole time, I'm just jumping to conclusions and being way too overly dramatic these days. Or maybe someone is going to eat me! Like how bambi ate thumper! Okay I totally have a great explaination for that really weird sentence and I swear to allah that I wasn't high or drunk or anything like that, I mean I was in school for goodness sakes!
Okay dude, in the Media Center (Library) today I took a midol and my friends were saying how I was taking drugs and stuff and then I sat down because I had a huge headache so I was like, okay I'll take some midol. Then I started to mess with my friend and tell him that there was a talking mushroom behind him and then I went on pointing to a random table and screamed that Bambi was eating thumper on the table and how gross it was and I was really annoying today.
Then I went on about how donald duck was chasing me and my friend was getting chased by a dildo and she was putting tic tacs down my shirt and stuff and I threw tic tacs at my friend while he was reading a book. Then I told him that my history teacher was going to come out of the history and eat him if he asked him a question and then while my friend was trying to calm me down he actually came out and I told him to ask a question.
Then while I was waiting with my friends for my mom, I shouted the entire story out to everyone a lot, like five times in a row.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Heart and Soul
I've been told that I was Thomas Jefferson because he was a brilliant writer, I don't think I'm nearly as close to a writer as most people think I am. He was so modest, well in some parts, I mean on his grave it said: 'Writer of the Declaration of Independence, Writer of the Virgina something, and Father of the University of Virgina'. I mean it never said he was the first secretary of state or that he was the third president of the United States or that he did so many other things that helped America, all he wanted was the things he wasn't known for. Because he felt they were more significant then being president, he thought his term didn't do a thing, but the truth is, he did everything in his power to stand up for the little guy and that I thank him for. I mean when someone writes, they don't just put the typical cliche that everyone loves, they throw in the regular romance, but what people really want is the girl falling in love with the other guy! That's what they appreciate because you never know what's going to happen next.
I know these facts because I am a writer, I can see and feel the things and emotional the character's feel and when I write I put my heart and soul into so you feel it too. I want you to feel the confusion and teenage angst that I feel when I am writing this. Most of all I want you to feel what others around may possibly feel, so you can better understand that geek you all loved to talk about so much. I just want you to know that I do so much for all of you so that you can have a better life and so you don't screw it up in the middle of it. Honestly some of you need to wake up and listen to what I'm telling you because if you don't, you're gonna go down a road that only leads to sadness and despair.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, ANYWAYS... I think since my goal of coming up with fifty post is about to become a reality so I will be posting frequently from now on...
Now. Back to the inspiration, how I got the inspiration for all of my stories, sometimes they honestly come from writer's themselves, the clever ones who come up with slogans and talk show jokes and reality show scripts. Yes they are the inspiration where everyone gets their very own slogans and witty things to say at school or your work place. I use work place now because, wince, I will have to get a job soon, yes Margarita gets to have a job and earn her own money someone else thinks she should take her driver's test again. Come on it's only fifty questions opposed to the 288 I had to take on my World History A midterm, thankfully I didn't have to take a final because she got pregnant, and yes, the baby's due in ten days. And that made me feel awesome, since she told one class and by the end of the day everyone knew when she was due and if it was a boy or girl or not. It's a girl by the way, and they're naming her Amy Wasakowski or Emily Wasakowski, rolls off the tongue doesn't it?
Yeah, I know, but as I am practically oozing from inspiration I feel as through everything I just said went right through you and you will continue to live your life the way it is tomorrow. You know what, go ahead but when you're paralyzed from the waist down and can no longer feel anything down there, you'll be sorry you EVER took a drug or drank that alcohol at the party and got into that car and killed your best friend. Your best friend, dead because of you're irresponsibility, I hope you realize what you did and what you are going to do if you continue live recklessly like this.
I know these facts because I am a writer, I can see and feel the things and emotional the character's feel and when I write I put my heart and soul into so you feel it too. I want you to feel the confusion and teenage angst that I feel when I am writing this. Most of all I want you to feel what others around may possibly feel, so you can better understand that geek you all loved to talk about so much. I just want you to know that I do so much for all of you so that you can have a better life and so you don't screw it up in the middle of it. Honestly some of you need to wake up and listen to what I'm telling you because if you don't, you're gonna go down a road that only leads to sadness and despair.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, ANYWAYS... I think since my goal of coming up with fifty post is about to become a reality so I will be posting frequently from now on...
Now. Back to the inspiration, how I got the inspiration for all of my stories, sometimes they honestly come from writer's themselves, the clever ones who come up with slogans and talk show jokes and reality show scripts. Yes they are the inspiration where everyone gets their very own slogans and witty things to say at school or your work place. I use work place now because, wince, I will have to get a job soon, yes Margarita gets to have a job and earn her own money someone else thinks she should take her driver's test again. Come on it's only fifty questions opposed to the 288 I had to take on my World History A midterm, thankfully I didn't have to take a final because she got pregnant, and yes, the baby's due in ten days. And that made me feel awesome, since she told one class and by the end of the day everyone knew when she was due and if it was a boy or girl or not. It's a girl by the way, and they're naming her Amy Wasakowski or Emily Wasakowski, rolls off the tongue doesn't it?
Yeah, I know, but as I am practically oozing from inspiration I feel as through everything I just said went right through you and you will continue to live your life the way it is tomorrow. You know what, go ahead but when you're paralyzed from the waist down and can no longer feel anything down there, you'll be sorry you EVER took a drug or drank that alcohol at the party and got into that car and killed your best friend. Your best friend, dead because of you're irresponsibility, I hope you realize what you did and what you are going to do if you continue live recklessly like this.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Piece of My Life
Okay so last blog entry was a bit emotional for me to write to say the least, it's a lot to process over time and it's not my place to tell the world some one's story personally, but today I am going to tell some one's story of love and me basically getting to say, 'screw it!' not in those words personally because he would just kill me if I used those exact words. So before I got on here I was imagining beating up a girl from my school... yeah me too, butterflies right? So anyways I couldn't sleep so I decided, aha! Blog entry in the middle of the night, and hopefully I'll be tired after some hardcore writing. So today's segment is about love and relationships and how Margarita takes some one's love life and doesn't ruin it, but fixes it for the better, you'll see what I mean in a minute. Okay so for these persons' privacy, I am going to call them CM and CC, CM is the guy that came to me and sadly CC is the girl surprisingly, this guys has balls. Yes, you're welcome CM. Obviously MS is going to be me but I mark it later on anyways, and I'm going to have comments (foot notes!) about the comments that come up in the situation will be in red.
So blah, blah, blah, debate project... and then he opens up.
CM: no, I've been working on my debate project.
hey MARGARITA (he used my real name), if I tell you something, I can trust you not to tell ANYONE
MS (me):Really, Chris, who am I going to tell? My imaginary friend, Albert, though on sundays he does need to gossip, nevermind that... yes you can trust me.
Okay so I had to be sarcastic at that point because it's just so much fun! Okay serious Margarita! AHEM.
CM: Okay, I just had to make sure....
I'm not sure how to say this, but I don't think CC and I are right for each other... I didn't think the age difference would bother me
Yes, age difference, their age difference was four years, you're probably like wow LOSER, no seriously not loser... age is a just a number, even though I don't believe that it seems to fit in here. Moving on...
CM:but more and more it is...
I don't mean to put any pressure on you, but any advice? Should I wait and see if I'm just in a phase, or should I talk to her about this?
BIG NO-NO on asking the EX-girlfriend (yes I dated him) your advice on whether or not you should break up with your girlfriend, truth was when this day came I would seriously SAY YES GOD YES, but now that's not fair and I feel differently. Never ask your bitter ex-girlfriend advice on other girls, NEVER, ALWAYS ask a friend whose a girl that you're not too close enough to, to ask your question. Unless you're me, I don't let personal things get in the way. Yeah shut up, and let's move on to my answer.
MS: Was it different? Or was it the same? Did you feel the same way about me, did you love her the same way? Did you feel the same? Was it stronger or looser? Or was it the same. I don't have all the answers, even though sometimes, the psychological answers seem to come to me. (Go me!) It's hard to say. Honestly you shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to her about this. But I already know her reaction, because my heart is feeling it now. You have to tell her, but the real question is, when we broke up, like a few minutes before it, did you feel the same way you do now?
The, dun dun dun, did he feel the same way question. Now if he felt the same way... you know the answer, Margarita had this fellow in a chokehold.
CM: When we broke up, I didn't feel this at all. I feel almost empty, and I feel like such a jackass for doing this to her. I'll tell her, and please pray that she takes it well.
YES! THIS GUY HAS BALLS! As soon as he finds out he has a problem, he came to me and that my friends is a guy that has some major testes. Yeah, so besides talking about my ex-boyfriend having sexual reproductive organs (getting it yet? ;-D), he seriously did the right thing by talking to me and then clearing his head to figure out what to do. And now the almighty famous quote from so many movies!
MS: You were in like with her, though you may say you were in love there's a fine line between liking someone intensly and loving someone to an endless extent. When you thought about her, did you see kids? And minivans, and a house or did you see a few weeks from now, the same? Did you imagine yourself proposing? Did you imagine christmas with her family? What about loosing her, if you lost her, right now, would you feel any different? You can't fall out of love, but you can put it out for a while. When you're in love with someone, you want them to hold you, not kiss you. You want them to love you, return their feelings, and three words is what it takes, so many people throw that word around, you only know you're in love when you love them enough to let them go. You love them enough that to see them happy is enough for you, even when it hurts them too. She may have been seriously in love with her, but you have to do some soul searching yourself, how hard did you fall ever? That's who you're supposed to be with, that's the one, but you have to find them first.
Besides, you may be a jackass, but you're still my asshole. (This is my favorite part!)
CM: I have to say it, you should be a psychologist.
BAM, BOOM, SHAMACK, OWNED, PWNED, PAWNED, BOUGHT, SLAUGHTERED AND SKINNED BIOTCHES! Bask in my amazing glow, someone agrees with me!
CM: Everything you said was right, I was in like with her. I never saw minivans nor kids nor proposing. I broke up with her, and now I'm the worlds biggest jackass; she just thanked me for breaking her heart.
MS: Well, what does she expect? Did she want you to lead her on? That would only make her hurt even more, honestly some girls don't have any brains with relationships. Do you want me to talk to her? Cause I seriously will yell at her.
CM: No, I would feel even worse. This is what she just sent to me:
CC: You always made me happy and you were there for me. I don't want it to be over. I seriously don't want it to be over. I loved you and I still do. It's not all of your fault because it's my fault to for not being able to stay on very late. You were my someone who made me happy. You were my someone who was there for me when it counted. I do want to remain friends with you and I don't think I'd ever want to not talk to you again.
Wow, she even makes me feel AND look like a dick.
CM: I don't want to break her heart, but I don't want to lead her on either. I need to know if I do either if I say this:
I'm glad you still want to talk, because I do too. I just feel empty CC, and I know that's not good for a relationship. You've done nothing wrong and none of it is your fault, I promise you. I don't think I can be in a relationship right now, I'm sorry. No blame resides with you CC, and I once again am sorry for this. I know nothing I can say will make up for this, but if I could I would. I am sorry.
and I'm sorry for asking you this MARGARITA SUNSHINE, but I need to know if I'm unintentionally hurting her more.
Wow, BALLING! Seriously, go up a few passages and look at my balls speech, seriously go do it!
MS: At least you're telling the truth, and I know you don't mean to hurt her, but unintentionally yes, you are. But you can't help that either way, just try to be gentle with her and she can still be friends with you, just give her time. With me it was different somehow, I don't know how but it was different.
Because you were in love with me =D, hah, I'm not telling him THAT directly are you kidding me, no way in hell!
CM: You're right, I don't know what was different either. And I'll give her time, hopefully her and I can come out of this friends like you and I are.
Because we're SPED-ical. And now some grasshopper advice.
MS: I guess, just have the patience.
CM: Yea, because I have such great patience
MS: Yup! You can do it!
CM: Thanks MARGARITA SUNSHINE, I owe you for helping with this.
MS: CM, you owe me your life, so when I need a kidney I'm calling you.
And yes, he seriously does because when he had a concussion and didn't even know I stayed up with him for a looooong time telling him to go to bed, but I guess stubbornness is a good thing here! So basicially I gave up and told him he didn't have to go bed, and the next day he was so drugged up he didn't even remember what he said, and oh my reader, he said somethings... sadly, and luckily for him, all that information is lost. I hope you enjoyed this little segment and don't be shy to send in your love, family, or friend problems, I'm always willing to help!
So blah, blah, blah, debate project... and then he opens up.
CM: no, I've been working on my debate project.
hey MARGARITA (he used my real name), if I tell you something, I can trust you not to tell ANYONE
MS (me):Really, Chris, who am I going to tell? My imaginary friend, Albert, though on sundays he does need to gossip, nevermind that... yes you can trust me.
Okay so I had to be sarcastic at that point because it's just so much fun! Okay serious Margarita! AHEM.
CM: Okay, I just had to make sure....
I'm not sure how to say this, but I don't think CC and I are right for each other... I didn't think the age difference would bother me
Yes, age difference, their age difference was four years, you're probably like wow LOSER, no seriously not loser... age is a just a number, even though I don't believe that it seems to fit in here. Moving on...
CM:but more and more it is...
I don't mean to put any pressure on you, but any advice? Should I wait and see if I'm just in a phase, or should I talk to her about this?
BIG NO-NO on asking the EX-girlfriend (yes I dated him) your advice on whether or not you should break up with your girlfriend, truth was when this day came I would seriously SAY YES GOD YES, but now that's not fair and I feel differently. Never ask your bitter ex-girlfriend advice on other girls, NEVER, ALWAYS ask a friend whose a girl that you're not too close enough to, to ask your question. Unless you're me, I don't let personal things get in the way. Yeah shut up, and let's move on to my answer.
MS: Was it different? Or was it the same? Did you feel the same way about me, did you love her the same way? Did you feel the same? Was it stronger or looser? Or was it the same. I don't have all the answers, even though sometimes, the psychological answers seem to come to me. (Go me!) It's hard to say. Honestly you shouldn't be talking to me, you should be talking to her about this. But I already know her reaction, because my heart is feeling it now. You have to tell her, but the real question is, when we broke up, like a few minutes before it, did you feel the same way you do now?
The, dun dun dun, did he feel the same way question. Now if he felt the same way... you know the answer, Margarita had this fellow in a chokehold.
CM: When we broke up, I didn't feel this at all. I feel almost empty, and I feel like such a jackass for doing this to her. I'll tell her, and please pray that she takes it well.
YES! THIS GUY HAS BALLS! As soon as he finds out he has a problem, he came to me and that my friends is a guy that has some major testes. Yeah, so besides talking about my ex-boyfriend having sexual reproductive organs (getting it yet? ;-D), he seriously did the right thing by talking to me and then clearing his head to figure out what to do. And now the almighty famous quote from so many movies!
MS: You were in like with her, though you may say you were in love there's a fine line between liking someone intensly and loving someone to an endless extent. When you thought about her, did you see kids? And minivans, and a house or did you see a few weeks from now, the same? Did you imagine yourself proposing? Did you imagine christmas with her family? What about loosing her, if you lost her, right now, would you feel any different? You can't fall out of love, but you can put it out for a while. When you're in love with someone, you want them to hold you, not kiss you. You want them to love you, return their feelings, and three words is what it takes, so many people throw that word around, you only know you're in love when you love them enough to let them go. You love them enough that to see them happy is enough for you, even when it hurts them too. She may have been seriously in love with her, but you have to do some soul searching yourself, how hard did you fall ever? That's who you're supposed to be with, that's the one, but you have to find them first.
Besides, you may be a jackass, but you're still my asshole. (This is my favorite part!)
CM: I have to say it, you should be a psychologist.
BAM, BOOM, SHAMACK, OWNED, PWNED, PAWNED, BOUGHT, SLAUGHTERED AND SKINNED BIOTCHES! Bask in my amazing glow, someone agrees with me!
CM: Everything you said was right, I was in like with her. I never saw minivans nor kids nor proposing. I broke up with her, and now I'm the worlds biggest jackass; she just thanked me for breaking her heart.
MS: Well, what does she expect? Did she want you to lead her on? That would only make her hurt even more, honestly some girls don't have any brains with relationships. Do you want me to talk to her? Cause I seriously will yell at her.
CM: No, I would feel even worse. This is what she just sent to me:
CC: You always made me happy and you were there for me. I don't want it to be over. I seriously don't want it to be over. I loved you and I still do. It's not all of your fault because it's my fault to for not being able to stay on very late. You were my someone who made me happy. You were my someone who was there for me when it counted. I do want to remain friends with you and I don't think I'd ever want to not talk to you again.
Wow, she even makes me feel AND look like a dick.
CM: I don't want to break her heart, but I don't want to lead her on either. I need to know if I do either if I say this:
I'm glad you still want to talk, because I do too. I just feel empty CC, and I know that's not good for a relationship. You've done nothing wrong and none of it is your fault, I promise you. I don't think I can be in a relationship right now, I'm sorry. No blame resides with you CC, and I once again am sorry for this. I know nothing I can say will make up for this, but if I could I would. I am sorry.
and I'm sorry for asking you this MARGARITA SUNSHINE, but I need to know if I'm unintentionally hurting her more.
Wow, BALLING! Seriously, go up a few passages and look at my balls speech, seriously go do it!
MS: At least you're telling the truth, and I know you don't mean to hurt her, but unintentionally yes, you are. But you can't help that either way, just try to be gentle with her and she can still be friends with you, just give her time. With me it was different somehow, I don't know how but it was different.
Because you were in love with me =D, hah, I'm not telling him THAT directly are you kidding me, no way in hell!
CM: You're right, I don't know what was different either. And I'll give her time, hopefully her and I can come out of this friends like you and I are.
Because we're SPED-ical. And now some grasshopper advice.
MS: I guess, just have the patience.
CM: Yea, because I have such great patience
MS: Yup! You can do it!
CM: Thanks MARGARITA SUNSHINE, I owe you for helping with this.
MS: CM, you owe me your life, so when I need a kidney I'm calling you.
And yes, he seriously does because when he had a concussion and didn't even know I stayed up with him for a looooong time telling him to go to bed, but I guess stubbornness is a good thing here! So basicially I gave up and told him he didn't have to go bed, and the next day he was so drugged up he didn't even remember what he said, and oh my reader, he said somethings... sadly, and luckily for him, all that information is lost. I hope you enjoyed this little segment and don't be shy to send in your love, family, or friend problems, I'm always willing to help!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Preciously Lost
At times like these, it made me think how selfish I really am and how selfish other people are. They always complain about how their hair is not set right or that they need to have this certain thing or their life is over. What the hell guys, seriously, what the hell? I know it sounds cliche, but there are people in the world who can't even afford a bed which caused your hair to go out of whack. They don't go to sleep easily, they sleep on the cold hard ground, in the dirt, with the bugs and other diseases. They don't have it as good as we do, they obviously are more grateful then this country, I can assure you that.
Today, after school I found out that my best friend's mom has cancer, she's 36, okay 36 years old. She's so young and yet she has cancer and you know what else is happening to her, she lives off of welfare. She was homeless and her daughter had to live through that, living with four other families, and yet everyone else complains about things they want and not things they need. And when her daughter went to get the clothes, which were free, she had the nerve to say she was fat in them, let me tell you something, this girl is far from being fat, she is so skinny it's unbelievible.
Cancer, her mother has cancer, and all she can think about is how fat she looks, I mean really, take a freaking look away from the mirror and look at someone who needs your help. Someone who doesn't even know the definition of fat, someone who can't even afford food to faten themselves up in the first place. To those who think they're fat when they are skinny, need to get slapped in the face, because they are the selfish ones and need to break that mirror and help someone else realize that they are beautiful.
Now back to cancer, these disease is deadly, it could kill her, and I don't want to face the fact that if she dies, who will my friend have then? Who is going to be her mother? It's not fair, why did someone so good have to die? She's not dead yet, and I'm not saying she's going to die but, why can't someone like a dictator die of cancer? Why can't a rapist die of cancer? Huh? Why is it always the good ones? Personally I think the people who think world leaders should step down, I would like them to take a shot at their job. Because it's not easy either way, we are not talking about a company here, we are talking about 300,000,000 people to take care of. That's a lot of people, and in case you haven't realized it's hard. And you're probably thinking 'well if it's so hard don't do it,' Who cannot do it and then say it's easy? It's not freaking easy, it's not easy at all. Just like cancer, it's not easy, it not fair most of the time. It just makes you think of all those times you spent with that person and how different it's going to be when they're gone.
And the hardest part of this is the fact that I know what's it like almost loosing your mother, I know the feeling, you imagine what it's like without them and realize how horrible life would be because you're not ready to let them go yet. You still need them, I still need my mom, I don't want her to go, and she didn't yet and I'm so thankful for that.
What I'm trying to say is that you need to be grateful for your hair because cancer patients don't have hair, and you need to be grateful for the dinners you have with your parents because when they're gone, they don't come back. And you won't see them again, it's hard to believe that people won't turn away but they will turn away at their weakest moments.
Today, after school I found out that my best friend's mom has cancer, she's 36, okay 36 years old. She's so young and yet she has cancer and you know what else is happening to her, she lives off of welfare. She was homeless and her daughter had to live through that, living with four other families, and yet everyone else complains about things they want and not things they need. And when her daughter went to get the clothes, which were free, she had the nerve to say she was fat in them, let me tell you something, this girl is far from being fat, she is so skinny it's unbelievible.
Cancer, her mother has cancer, and all she can think about is how fat she looks, I mean really, take a freaking look away from the mirror and look at someone who needs your help. Someone who doesn't even know the definition of fat, someone who can't even afford food to faten themselves up in the first place. To those who think they're fat when they are skinny, need to get slapped in the face, because they are the selfish ones and need to break that mirror and help someone else realize that they are beautiful.
Now back to cancer, these disease is deadly, it could kill her, and I don't want to face the fact that if she dies, who will my friend have then? Who is going to be her mother? It's not fair, why did someone so good have to die? She's not dead yet, and I'm not saying she's going to die but, why can't someone like a dictator die of cancer? Why can't a rapist die of cancer? Huh? Why is it always the good ones? Personally I think the people who think world leaders should step down, I would like them to take a shot at their job. Because it's not easy either way, we are not talking about a company here, we are talking about 300,000,000 people to take care of. That's a lot of people, and in case you haven't realized it's hard. And you're probably thinking 'well if it's so hard don't do it,' Who cannot do it and then say it's easy? It's not freaking easy, it's not easy at all. Just like cancer, it's not easy, it not fair most of the time. It just makes you think of all those times you spent with that person and how different it's going to be when they're gone.
And the hardest part of this is the fact that I know what's it like almost loosing your mother, I know the feeling, you imagine what it's like without them and realize how horrible life would be because you're not ready to let them go yet. You still need them, I still need my mom, I don't want her to go, and she didn't yet and I'm so thankful for that.
What I'm trying to say is that you need to be grateful for your hair because cancer patients don't have hair, and you need to be grateful for the dinners you have with your parents because when they're gone, they don't come back. And you won't see them again, it's hard to believe that people won't turn away but they will turn away at their weakest moments.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Emma
"Mourning over life's true purpose is one's only self-centered victory in this creation of skin and embodiment, which creates the illusion of nutrition of the way one person is supposed to live on their only aspiration, can bring only what a person least desires the most in their mortal state, thus the imprisonment of your own self conceives the fear in which one's self loathes because of its pure power in manipulation of the human mind." - MS
This segment is dedicated to those who have fallen along the path and cannot get up.
Emma
Being something you're not comes naturally to most people. Actually most people wouldn't even give themselves a second chance on changing that. Neither would Emma, Emma wouldn't even blink to change her lifestyle of drugs. She was satisfied with just to be addicted to crack and heroine. She doesn't have family, her mother died when she was eight because of overdose. Her father robbed a bank and became a millionaire because of discovering oil. Emma had no knowledge of him nor did she want knowledge of him or of any other relatives. A drug dealer took her in, she became addicted to drug by age twelve. He sometimes got drunk and knocked Emma around, but she was tough and most of the time ended up stabbing him in one of his limbs. Though she was a drug addict, Emma persisted on getting good grades in school, actually the drug dealer did. So, she graduated high school at age seventeen, just a few days shy of her birthday. She did get a scholarship, but it was not enough to pay for an entire intuition, so she declined. Now Emma is nineteen, she moved out of her apartment because the drug dealer who took her in tried to rape her and succeeded. That was not her first time, but Emma was still scarred for life. She disconnected from her friends after graduation, they were using her to get drugs.
Emma was not pale but very tanned, her hair was a deep dark black color and her eyes changed regularly from green to brown to blue to honey. Because she was an addict her weight always was borderline anorexic plus she didn't eat that much. On her arms were tiny little cuts, she cut herself every thursday and saturday afternoon. After the drugs wore off, Emma always fell into depression, and until she got more drugs, she continued to stay depressed. She was truly alone, her drug dealer burnt a picture of her older sister, she left before Emma's mother died. That was the only time Emma cried and she never went out unless it was for drugs or for dancing in the clubs. To Emma, it all seemed fair, the way life was and how it should have been in the first place. In her mind, Emma was vain and cruel to anyone who looked at her in a different way. To Emma life was completely fair and anyone who dared to question her way of life ended up dead. She learned how to shoot a gun at age fifteen. The only difference between her and everyone else was the theory if everything taken away from her, it wouldn't change.
Emma walked down the streets of the city, it was her home or as close as home was going to get.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Margarita Directions
Hmm... well I decided to make fun of those quizzes which ask you your name and then decided what not to do or how to make you. Thus begins an era (or a few minutes) of ranting about how stupid this is blah, blah, blah.
So, my warning label is: IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MARGARITA SUNSHINE AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Aha, you know what I say to that? True, so very, very true, I'm seriously, I'm like a pyro. Oooh and THIS one says I'm an official ice cream flavor. Oh wow... it says that I'm multicultural ice cream, awesome. I'm two-faced, oh damn, that's bad... oh well, don't get me wrong but I can admit that I'm two-faced sometimes... when I have off days. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!
How to make a Margarita Sunshine:
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes
in a shot glass.
Serve with a slice of wisdom
and a pinch of salt.
Yum!
hah, if I knew that I was 5 parts jealousy I would say someone is pretty protective of their readers, turn on me and I swear to ALLAH I SHALL SHAMOOK YOU!
Name Achronym... hahahahahaha... let's try!
M-Mischievous - Apparently I am very sneaky sometimes
A-Astounding - Yes, I am mind-blowing
R-Refreshing - Duh, I tell the truth BIOTCH
G-Gentle - er... with babies?
A-Appreciative - HAHAHA NAAAAAW.
R-Rounded - Right... opinions yeah
I-Industrious - What does that mean?
T-Timeless - Yes! I shall live FOREVER AND EVA!
A-Arty - Yes I am very artsie fartsie
S-Spunky - DUH
U-Unforgettable - You shall never forget my never ending rants about Global Warming and insects
N-Nice - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Next question.
S-Shaggy - I'm shag worthy? hmm...
H-Hilarious - Yes, I do believe I'm funny sometimes
I-Industrious - What does that mean?!
N-Nerdy - Duh, I have a blog, of course I'm a nerd.
E-Extreme - Yes, I am.
Okay, okay... A Blogging degree?
hahaha... okay, I'll Bite.
Okay I'm done.
So, my warning label is: IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MARGARITA SUNSHINE AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.
Aha, you know what I say to that? True, so very, very true, I'm seriously, I'm like a pyro. Oooh and THIS one says I'm an official ice cream flavor. Oh wow... it says that I'm multicultural ice cream, awesome. I'm two-faced, oh damn, that's bad... oh well, don't get me wrong but I can admit that I'm two-faced sometimes... when I have off days. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!
How to make a Margarita Sunshine:
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes
in a shot glass.
Serve with a slice of wisdom
and a pinch of salt.
Yum!
hah, if I knew that I was 5 parts jealousy I would say someone is pretty protective of their readers, turn on me and I swear to ALLAH I SHALL SHAMOOK YOU!
Name Achronym... hahahahahaha... let's try!
M-Mischievous - Apparently I am very sneaky sometimes
A-Astounding - Yes, I am mind-blowing
R-Refreshing - Duh, I tell the truth BIOTCH
G-Gentle - er... with babies?
A-Appreciative - HAHAHA NAAAAAW.
R-Rounded - Right... opinions yeah
I-Industrious - What does that mean?
T-Timeless - Yes! I shall live FOREVER AND EVA!
A-Arty - Yes I am very artsie fartsie
S-Spunky - DUH
U-Unforgettable - You shall never forget my never ending rants about Global Warming and insects
N-Nice - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Next question.
S-Shaggy - I'm shag worthy? hmm...
H-Hilarious - Yes, I do believe I'm funny sometimes
I-Industrious - What does that mean?!
N-Nerdy - Duh, I have a blog, of course I'm a nerd.
E-Extreme - Yes, I am.
Okay, okay... A Blogging degree?
hahaha... okay, I'll Bite.
|
Okay I'm done.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Ahhhh what the heck?
Aparently, I cost a certain amount of money, so yeah...
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Total:$100
Eye Color:(if a mix check both)
[x]Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15
Total so far: $240
Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8″ to 7,, - $175
[] 6,,0″ to 6,,7″ - $150
[] 5,,5″ to 5,,11″ - $75
[] 5,,4″ to 5,,10″ - $85
[x] Under 5,,4 - $95
Total so far: $335
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $435
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $1005
Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $600
Total so far:$1220
Vision?
[] perfect vision $400
[x] only a little bad $300
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[x] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$15
Total so far:$1620
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $2120
Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total:$2945
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[] some- $750
Final Total: $3945
Aparently I cost the same prices as a freaking camera on apple.com
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Total:$100
Eye Color:(if a mix check both)
[x]Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[x] Other - $15
Total so far: $240
Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8″ to 7,, - $175
[] 6,,0″ to 6,,7″ - $150
[] 5,,5″ to 5,,11″ - $75
[] 5,,4″ to 5,,10″ - $85
[x] Under 5,,4 - $95
Total so far: $335
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $435
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $1005
Drink?
[] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $600
Total so far:$1220
Vision?
[] perfect vision $400
[x] only a little bad $300
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[x] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$15
Total so far:$1620
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $2120
Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total:$2945
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[] some- $750
Final Total: $3945
Aparently I cost the same prices as a freaking camera on apple.com
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Keep On Going
Lately I've noticed that people seriously suck, I mean come on, they really do suck. Everyone sucks, or they have that sucky moment in their life, thus making them suckish. Which means everything that person has, and will make contact with made everything suck, therefore - everything sucks. Ha, it's not like I haven't figured this out before, I'm pretty sure everyone has figured this out before. And everyone is the same, despite what YOU may think, you are just like your neighbor. They have the same desire to find love (no matter what situation), the same desire to have lots of money, and the same desire to find theirselves. Sound familiar?
Why do you think I can read your minds most of the time, you're probably think, yeah sure... but aha! I got you right there, people are predictable, everyone is predictable. You can tell where someone is going to end up with just looking at their grades, medical reports. Anything, the clothes they wear, yes that infamous saying 'looks can be deceiving'. That's true at first, but in the end, how do they act? The way you wanted them to act, now I must tell you if you're right about one thing, you shouldn't try to test fate and do it again. Be warned because altering with was is supposed to happen and what is not even close can really bite you back. Like karma, Vishnu and Brahma, what goes around comes around and the last two are just Hindu Gods... did you know they have thousands of Gods for everything. Wouldn't it be weird not knowing your entire religion? I just don't think I could do that everyday, unknowing, not knowing something you should, it just doesn't make sense?
And I know some people don't believe parts of the bible, but you can't just choose to believe part and not the other and that's just in general! Everyone is so cynical of things, why can't they just accept it as the truth and leave it as that? No, they have to make it much more complicated, they have to have the attention, that aparently they are deprived of at home! If you have a bunch of money, do not, for the love of God, DON'T complain about your life! So what if your parents don't pay attention to you? Tell them that, rather then craving the attention from your tired friends. Have you ever thought the friend you were whining to? Did you ever once consider their feelings over yours? No, you haven't because this world is sick and people are so self-absorbant that they can only think of themselves.
Ever notice that this is what the media has on ALL DAY LONG? Idealising celebrities, telling girls that they need to be a certain size to be beautiful and saying if you don't have perfect breasts and the right height, you can't get anywhere in life. Whatever happened to morals? Where did they go?
Why do you think I can read your minds most of the time, you're probably think, yeah sure... but aha! I got you right there, people are predictable, everyone is predictable. You can tell where someone is going to end up with just looking at their grades, medical reports. Anything, the clothes they wear, yes that infamous saying 'looks can be deceiving'. That's true at first, but in the end, how do they act? The way you wanted them to act, now I must tell you if you're right about one thing, you shouldn't try to test fate and do it again. Be warned because altering with was is supposed to happen and what is not even close can really bite you back. Like karma, Vishnu and Brahma, what goes around comes around and the last two are just Hindu Gods... did you know they have thousands of Gods for everything. Wouldn't it be weird not knowing your entire religion? I just don't think I could do that everyday, unknowing, not knowing something you should, it just doesn't make sense?
And I know some people don't believe parts of the bible, but you can't just choose to believe part and not the other and that's just in general! Everyone is so cynical of things, why can't they just accept it as the truth and leave it as that? No, they have to make it much more complicated, they have to have the attention, that aparently they are deprived of at home! If you have a bunch of money, do not, for the love of God, DON'T complain about your life! So what if your parents don't pay attention to you? Tell them that, rather then craving the attention from your tired friends. Have you ever thought the friend you were whining to? Did you ever once consider their feelings over yours? No, you haven't because this world is sick and people are so self-absorbant that they can only think of themselves.
Ever notice that this is what the media has on ALL DAY LONG? Idealising celebrities, telling girls that they need to be a certain size to be beautiful and saying if you don't have perfect breasts and the right height, you can't get anywhere in life. Whatever happened to morals? Where did they go?
Thursday, November 8, 2007
I Broke My Own
Another song, yeah I know I'm gay, but the inspiration for this song came from me, last night after I drank and took a drag, I sat on the toliet the next morning and thought of the title and realized I needed to express this feeling right now.
I was thinking, last night,
Every single hour, it wasn't right.
I didn't know what I was doing,
but I think ruined, my life.
I saw you last night
And you were as beautiful as ever,
But I would never, let you see me.
I took a drag, I took a drink,
then I stole kiss or two,
But I know, what I broke.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I broke my own soul,
I think I drove you away from me,
And I didn't even know.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I killed my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even realize it.
Before I even met you,
You seemed draw me to you,
My heart was pure,
My soul was real,
This life was true,
But then you came along
And sure enough, you gave away,
All of my dreams today.
I took a drag, I took a drink,
then I stole kiss or two,
But I know, what I broke.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I broke my own soul,
I think I drove you away from me,
And I didn't even know.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I killed my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even realize it.
I sat down in the bathroom,
And then I wrote this song,
And thought all about you,
Then I figured I was wrong.
You didn't notice, how hard I tried.
Then I realized, you weren't the one,
And acceptance is the cure,
If you didn't know before.
I took my heart, I took my soul,
And then let the events unfold,
And even if you didn't want to know.
I broke my heart,
I broke my soul,
Then I drove you away,
And didn't even know it.
I broke my heart,
Then murdered my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even know it.
Last night.
I was thinking, last night,
Every single hour, it wasn't right.
I didn't know what I was doing,
but I think ruined, my life.
I saw you last night
And you were as beautiful as ever,
But I would never, let you see me.
I took a drag, I took a drink,
then I stole kiss or two,
But I know, what I broke.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I broke my own soul,
I think I drove you away from me,
And I didn't even know.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I killed my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even realize it.
Before I even met you,
You seemed draw me to you,
My heart was pure,
My soul was real,
This life was true,
But then you came along
And sure enough, you gave away,
All of my dreams today.
I took a drag, I took a drink,
then I stole kiss or two,
But I know, what I broke.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I broke my own soul,
I think I drove you away from me,
And I didn't even know.
I think I broke my own heart,
I think I killed my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even realize it.
I sat down in the bathroom,
And then I wrote this song,
And thought all about you,
Then I figured I was wrong.
You didn't notice, how hard I tried.
Then I realized, you weren't the one,
And acceptance is the cure,
If you didn't know before.
I took my heart, I took my soul,
And then let the events unfold,
And even if you didn't want to know.
I broke my heart,
I broke my soul,
Then I drove you away,
And didn't even know it.
I broke my heart,
Then murdered my soul,
And most of all I drove you away,
And I didn't even know it.
Last night.
Monday, November 5, 2007
What I've learned
My dear fellow blogger, tomorrow is election day. And since I can't vote yet I shall put my two cents in about politics. I love Bush, the end. Nuff said, but really when you hear about those conspiracy theories, what is going on in your head? If you really knew how the government worked you wouldn't think that Bush is planning a terrorist attack THIS YEAR because soldiers take an oath stating that they promise not to bare arms against the American people. And if he was, I'm sure someone in congress has a conscious to stand up and say that it's wrong. So if you think that George Bush is going to be the president for the rest of your life, you honestly do not know George Bush. And you honestly do not know the government enough.
So before you start pointing fingers at random political figures of influence, make sure your story sound straight. And if you're trying to prove that your evidence is on the INTERNET, you seriously have issues because since when is the internet completely true? This is the same place that has the Chuck Norris Facts Engine. Yes, I know, his tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry. And if I get e-mails (bethany_mack@hotmail.com) that say 'praise the Norris' I'm going to hunt you down and stab you, a lot. But when I stab you, remember it's with love.
Sometimes...
So anyways, I'm writing again! Yay I'm officially off my two (one) week leaving period, and yes, it's because I love you all that much. And because I really want fifty posts by the end of the year, yeah that's not gonna happen. But hey, there's a New Year's resolution to fit in too, right? And yes, I have finally fallen out of love from the dude, his name is dude and shall forever remain dude until further notice. I love you all though, because your support, which was somewhat surprising, made me keep righting. And I want to tell you how the counter thingy works, that's the amount of views per DAY, yeah I cheated and made it that way. I love codes, and gaiaonline.
Seriously, go to that site, no I'm just kidding, we don't need more people. Myspace needs to lose a couple 500 million people, I can't wait until it reaches one billion members I seriously am going to bash myspace that day. I've had a Myspace for three years now (yes I was twelve) but hey, I only had one picture that I post on that until I turned fourteen. And my Aunt just came in randomly... that was weird but hey family is awesome and I love them. My family is weird, very weird, you think you have met weird, no you haven't. My Aunt used to come to my house and watch King of Queens with me and my dad but now she doesn't because the show ended. But she still comes over randomly in the summer and winter and fall and not spring for some odd reason but everything else she does.
My family is that back away slowly and runaway laughing weird, the dictionary weird, we all act the same, have the same loudness to our voices (especially my cousin) and the same personalities. Except for me, I act more like my mom's side rather then my dad's side but at least I get to learn things from both sides right? I mean my mother's side sends me to Florida every year and my dad's side saved me. But my grandmother saves me too because she's.. a crazy... yeah I've had my share of crazy people considering my family.
But severly crazy family like 'I'm gonna eat you' famliy not really, so this blog post doesn't have a theme, but I guess purposes for thing happen and I'm not deleting all of this just so one person is happy, I'm posting this because I'm happy. My family makes me happy, and yes I am going to post some Women's History on the blog because I have a research project and decided to post something on here so everyone knows what women did in the 1700s to the 1800s. Surprisingly they did a lot more then what you think they did, they ran the households most of the time but now I must depart I'll post more this week when I have time (or I'm just bored). I'm sure I will be sometime this week.
So before you start pointing fingers at random political figures of influence, make sure your story sound straight. And if you're trying to prove that your evidence is on the INTERNET, you seriously have issues because since when is the internet completely true? This is the same place that has the Chuck Norris Facts Engine. Yes, I know, his tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry. And if I get e-mails (bethany_mack@hotmail.com) that say 'praise the Norris' I'm going to hunt you down and stab you, a lot. But when I stab you, remember it's with love.
Sometimes...
So anyways, I'm writing again! Yay I'm officially off my two (one) week leaving period, and yes, it's because I love you all that much. And because I really want fifty posts by the end of the year, yeah that's not gonna happen. But hey, there's a New Year's resolution to fit in too, right? And yes, I have finally fallen out of love from the dude, his name is dude and shall forever remain dude until further notice. I love you all though, because your support, which was somewhat surprising, made me keep righting. And I want to tell you how the counter thingy works, that's the amount of views per DAY, yeah I cheated and made it that way. I love codes, and gaiaonline.
Seriously, go to that site, no I'm just kidding, we don't need more people. Myspace needs to lose a couple 500 million people, I can't wait until it reaches one billion members I seriously am going to bash myspace that day. I've had a Myspace for three years now (yes I was twelve) but hey, I only had one picture that I post on that until I turned fourteen. And my Aunt just came in randomly... that was weird but hey family is awesome and I love them. My family is weird, very weird, you think you have met weird, no you haven't. My Aunt used to come to my house and watch King of Queens with me and my dad but now she doesn't because the show ended. But she still comes over randomly in the summer and winter and fall and not spring for some odd reason but everything else she does.
My family is that back away slowly and runaway laughing weird, the dictionary weird, we all act the same, have the same loudness to our voices (especially my cousin) and the same personalities. Except for me, I act more like my mom's side rather then my dad's side but at least I get to learn things from both sides right? I mean my mother's side sends me to Florida every year and my dad's side saved me. But my grandmother saves me too because she's.. a crazy... yeah I've had my share of crazy people considering my family.
But severly crazy family like 'I'm gonna eat you' famliy not really, so this blog post doesn't have a theme, but I guess purposes for thing happen and I'm not deleting all of this just so one person is happy, I'm posting this because I'm happy. My family makes me happy, and yes I am going to post some Women's History on the blog because I have a research project and decided to post something on here so everyone knows what women did in the 1700s to the 1800s. Surprisingly they did a lot more then what you think they did, they ran the households most of the time but now I must depart I'll post more this week when I have time (or I'm just bored). I'm sure I will be sometime this week.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
After Another
Yup, I told you so, one right after another! Do chickens fly? Yes, on occassion they do. So, today's segment is, stupid questions and even stupider answers! And some smart ones are in there too. Yay. There is no color coding due to lack of peppiness and highness of laziness.
Is MOBY DICK really the greatest piece of American history?
No, it's a matter of opinion, personally I have not even gotten to the tenth chapter, let alone the middle of the book, but I will tell you if it is a good book or not.
Not... Why is green, green?
Green is green because green is green.
Do you like pie?
Do I like pie?
What does the word Azerkail mean to you?
A lot of memories.
What is a plank length?
FOR GOODNESS SAKE I AM LOOKING THIS UP ONCE AND FOR ALL!
The Planck length, denoted by , is the unit of length approximately 1.6 × 10−35 metres, 6.3 × 10-34 inches, or about 10-20 times the diameter of a proton. It is in the system of units known as Planck units. The Planck length is deemed "natural" because it can be defined from three fundamental physical constants: the speed of light, Planck's constant, and the gravitational constant.
The physical significance of the Planck length is unclear. Because it is the only length (up to a constant factor) obtainable from the constants G, h, and c, it is expected to play some role in a theory of quantum gravity. In some forms of quantum gravity, it is the length scale at which the structure of spacetime becomes dominated by quantum effects, giving it a discrete or foamy structure. In other forms of quantum gravity there are no such effects. If there are large extra dimensions, the measured strength of gravity may be much smaller than its true (small-scale) value; in this case the Planck length would have no physical significance, and quantum gravitational effects would appear at much larger scales.
TAKE THAT BIOTCH!
Do you like the color orange?
Do I love tomatoes? No.
What is a Turkey Hawk?
A turkey and a hawk decided to mate thus the turkey hawk!
Apple Pie?
WTF this isn't a freaking question!
Do you own a phone?
No, I live in amish country.
Do you live in amish country?
Yes, yes I do, which is why I have a computer and a TV and go to public school.
I love you.
I love you too, now next question.
Do you like ice cream?
Yes, now I'm going to get some.
Okay guys I really want to look up stuff, so I did.
Look up a famous actor you hate's favorite food.
MUAHAHA This one actually came from another blog on blogspot.com!
Tom Cruise's Favorite Food: Tom Cruise flew three of his favorite Italian chefs half way accross the world just to cook for his birthday last week. The "chefs" are from restaurant Dal Bolognese in Rome, Italy. Apparently Tom Cruise likes Italian food.
Look up All the different shades of Orange.
I hate this person but I did anyway!
Yeah didn't find anything (thank GOD)
Moving on... Look up all of the fruits of the world.
I hate this person even more.
But I did it anyway!
All the fruits of the World sorted:
Rosaceae family
Apple and crabapple (Malus)
Chokeberry (Aronia)
Hawthorn (Crataegus and Rhaphiolepis)
Loquat (Eryobotrya japonica)
Medlar (Mespilus germanica)
Pear, European and Asian species (Pyrus)
Quince (Cydonia oblonga and Chaenomeles)
Rose hip, the fruitlike base of roses (Rosa); used mostly for jams and herbal tea
Rowan (Sorbus)
Service tree (Sorbus domestica), bears a fruit known as a sorb or sorb apple
Serviceberry or Saskatoon (Amelanchier)
Shipova (× Sorbopyrus auricularis)
The stone fruits, drupes of genus Prunus:
Apricot (Prunus armeniaca or Armeniaca vulgaris)
Cherry sweet, black, sour, and wild species (Prunus avium, Prunus serotina, P. cerasus, and others)
Chokecherry (Prunus virginiana)
Greengage, a cultivar of the plum
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the pluot, aprium and peacotum
Peach (of the normal and white variety) and its variant the nectarine (Prunus persica)
Plum, of which there are several domestic and wild species; dried plums are called prunes
Berries
Blackberry, of which there are many species and hybrids, such as dewberry, boysenberry, olallieberry and loganberry (genus Rubus)
Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus)
Loganberry (Rubus loganobaccus)
Raspberry, several species (genus Rubus)
Salmonberry (Rubus spectabilis)
Thimbleberry (Rubus parviflorus)
Wineberry (Rubus phoenicolasius)
The true berries are dominated by the family Ericaceae, many of which are hardy in the subarctic:
Bearberry (Arctostaphylos spp.)
Bilberry or whortleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Blueberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Crowberry (Empetrum spp.)
Cranberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Huckleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Lingonberry (Vaccinium vitis-idaea)
Strawberry Tree (Arbutus unedo), not to be confused with the Strawberry (Fragaria)
Other berries not in the Rosaceae or Ericaceae:
Açaí (Euterpe), a palm fruit native to the Amazon region
Barberry (Berberis; Berberidaceae)
Currant (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae), red, black, and white types
Elderberry (Sambucus; Caprifoliaceae)
Gooseberry (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae)
Hackberry (Celtis spp.; Cannabaceae)
Honeysuckle: the berries of some species (called honeyberries) are edible, others are poisonous (Lonicera spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Mulberry (Morus spp.; Moraceae)
Mayapple (Podophyllum spp.; Berberidaceae)
Nannyberry or sheepberry (Viburnum spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Oregon grape (Mahonia aquifolium; Berberidaceae)
Sea-buckthorn (Hippophae rhamnoides; Elaeagnaceae)
Sea Grape (Coccoloba uvifera; Polygonaceae)
Wolfberry (Lycium barbarum, Lycium spp.; Solanaceae)
Aisan fruit
Arhat (Siraitia grosvenorii; Cucurbitaceae) Also called longevity fruit
Che (Cudrania tricuspidata; Moraceae) Also called Cudrania, Chinese Mulberry, Cudrang, Mandarin Melon Berry, Silkworm Thorn, zhe
Durian
Goumi (Elaeagnus multiflora ovata; Elaeagnaceae)
Hardy Kiwi (Actinidia arguta)
Kiwifruit or Chinese gooseberry (Actinidia spp.; Actinidiaceae)
Lapsi (Choerospondias axillaris Roxb.)
Nungu
Persimmon (aka Sharon Fruit) (Diospyros kaki; Ebenaceae)
Rhubarb (Rheum rhaponticum; Polygonaceae)
Sageretia (Sageretia theezans; Rhamnaceae) Also called Mock Buckthorn
Cacti
Cardón (Pachycereus pringlei; Cactaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus undatus; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Prickly pear (Opuntia spp.; Cactaceae)
Saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea; Cactaceae)
Podocarps
Kahikatea (Dacrycarpus dacrydioides)
Manoao (Manoao colensoi)
Nageia (Nageia spp.)
Podocarpus (Podocarpus spp.)
Prumnopitys (Prumnopitys spp.)
Rimu (Dacrydium cupressinum)
Melons
Gourds, including, but not limited to:
Butternut squash (Cucurbita moschata)
Cushaw squash (Cucurbita mixta)
Hubbard squash, Buttercup squash (Cucurbita maxima)
Pumpkin, Acorn squash, Zucchini, Summer squash (Cucurbita pepovarieties)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus)
Melon (Cucumis melo): cantaloupe, galia, and other muskmelons, honeydew
Accessory fruits
The accessory fruits, seed organs which are not botanically berries at all::
Raisin tree (Hovenia dulcis, Rhamnaceae) Also called Japanese Raisin Tree
Strawberry (Fragaria spp.; Rosaceae)
Fruits in this category are not hardy to extreme cold, as the preceding temperate fruits are, yet tolerate some frost and may have a modest chilling requirement. Notable among these are natives of the Mediterranean:
Grapes
Black mulberry (Morus nigra; Moraceae)
Cornelian cherry (Cornus mas; Cornaceae)
Date palm (Phoenix dactylifera; Arecaceae)
Fig (Ficus spp. Moraceae)
Grape, called raisin, sultana, or currant when it is dried. (Vitis spp.; Vitaceae)
Jujube (Ziziphus zizyphus; Rhamnaceae)
Olive (Olea europea; Oleaceae)
Pomegranate (Punica granatum; Punicaceae)
Sycamore fig (Ficus sycomorus. Moraceae) also called old world sycomore or just sycomore.
In the important genus Citrus (Rutaceae), some members are tropical, tolerating no frost. All common species of commerce are somewhat hardy:
Lemon
Citron (Citrus medica)
Clementine (Citrus reticulata var. Clementine),
Grapefruit (Citrus paradisi)
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the Orangelo, Tangelo, Rangpur and Ugli fruit
Kumquat (Fortunella)
Lemon (Citrus limon)
Limes
Key Lime (Citrus aurantifolia)
Persian lime Also known as tahiti lime.
Kaffir lime (Citrus hystix)
Mandarin (Citrus reticulata),
Orange, of which there are sweet (Citrus sinensis) and sour (Citrus aurantium) species
Pomelo (also known as the shaddock) (Citrus maxima)
Sweet Lemon (Citrus limetta)
Tangerine, and similar
See also: List of Citrus fruits
Other subtropical fruits:
Avocado (Persea americana; Lauraceae)
Carob (Ceratonia siliqua; Fabaceae)
Feijoa (Feijoa sellowiana; Myrtaceae)
Guava (Psidium guajava; Myrtaceae)
Kumquat (Fortunella spp.; Rutaceae)
Longan (Euphoria longan; Sapindaceae)
Lúcuma (Pouteria lucuma; Sapotaceae)
Lychee (Litchi chinensis; Sapindaceae)
Passion fruit or Grenadilla (Passiflora edulis and other Passiflora spp.; Passifloraceae) Galendar in some part of east India (Darjeeling)
Peanut (Arachis hypogaea; Fabaceae)
Pond-apple (Annona glabra; Annonaceae) Also called Alligator-apple and Monkey-apple
Strawberry guava (Psidium litorale; Myrtaceae)
Tamarillo or Tree Tomato (Cyphomandra betacea; Solanaceae)
Ugni (Ugni molinae; Myrtaceae)
Yangmei (Myrica rubra; Myricaceae) Also called Yamamomo, Chinese Bayberry, Japanese Bayberry, Red Bayberry, or Chinese strawberry tree
Acerola (Malpighia glabra; Malpighiaceae), also called West Indian Cherry or Barbados Cherry
Ackee (Blighia sapida or Cupania sapida; Sapindaceae)
African cherry orange (Citropsis schweinfurthii; Rutaceae)
Amazon Grape (Pourouma cecropiaefolia;Moraceae)
Araza
Avocado
Açaí (Euterpe oleracea; Arecaceae), or assai
Babaco (Carica pentagona; Caricaceae)
Bael (Aegle marmelos; Rutaceae)
Banana (Musacea spp.; Musaceae); its starchy variant is the plantain
Barbadine (granadilla; maracujá-açu in Portuguese)
Barbados Cherry (Malpighia glabra L.; Malpighiaceae), also called Acerola, West Indian Cherry
Betel Nut
Bilimbi (Averrhoa bilimbi; Oxalidaceae) Also called cucumber tree or tree sorrel
Biriba
Bitter gourd
Black sapote
Bottle gourd
Brazil nut
Breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis; Moraceae)
Burmese grape (Baccaurea sapida; Cucurbitaceae)
Calabash (Lagenaria siceraria; Bignoniaceae)
Calabashtree
CamuCamu (Myrciaria dubia; Myrtaceae)
Canistel
Cape gooseberry
Carambola (Averrhoa carambola; Oxalidaceae), also called star fruit or five fingers
Cashew
Cempedak or Champedak (Artocarpus champeden; Moraceae)
Ceylon gooseberry
Chenet (guinep or ackee; pitomba-das-Guinas in Portuguese)
Cherimoya (Annona cherimola; Annonaceae)
Chili
Caimito (caimite; related to the yellow abiu - egg fruit)
Cacao
Coconut (Cocos spp.; Arecaceae)
Coffee
Cupuaçu
Custard apple (Annona reticulata; Annonaceae), also called Bullock's Heart
Damson plum (Chrysophyllum oliviforme; Sapotaceae), also called Satin Leaf
Date
Date-plum (Diospyros lotus; Ebenaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus spp.; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Durian (Durio spp.; Bombacaceae)
Eggfruit (Pouteria campechiana; Sapotaceae), also called canistel or yellow sapote
Elephant apple (Dillenia indica; Dilleniaceae)
Giant granadilla
Golden Apple
Guarana (Paullinia cupana; Sapindaceae)
Guava
Guavaberry or Rumberry; (Myrciaria floribunda; Myrtaceae)
Hog plum (taperebá in Portuguese)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus; Cucurbitaceae)
Huito (Genipa americana; Rubiaceae); also called jagua, genipap, jenipapo
Indian almond
Indian fig
Indian jujube
Indian Prune (Flacourtia rukan; Flacourtiaceae)
Jaboticaba (Myrciaria cauliflora; Myrtaceae), also called Brazilian Grape Tree
Jackfruit (Artocarpus heterophyllus Moraceae), also called nangka
Jambul (Syzygium cumini; Myrtaceae)
Jatobá (Hymenae coubaril; Leguminosae) Caesalpinioideae)
Jocote, also called Jamaica Plum
Kandis (Garcinia forbesii; Clusiaceae)
Keppel fruit (Stelechocarpus burakol; Annonaceae)
Kumquat
Kundong (Garcinia sp.; Clusiaceae)
Lablab
Langsat (Lansium domesticum), also called longkong or duku
Lansones (Lansium domesticum spp.; Meliaceae)
Lemon
Leucaena
Lime
Longan
Loquat
Lucuma
Lychee
Mabolo (Diospyros discolor; Ebenaceae) also known as a velvet persimmon
Macadamia
Mamey sapote (Pouteria sapota; Sapotaceae); also known as mamee apple; abricó in Portuguese Tropical Fruits
Mamoncillo (Melicoccus bijugatus; Sapindaceae), also known as quenepa, genip or Fijian Longan
Mandarin
Manila tamarind (or Monkeypod, Pithecellobium dulce)
Mango (Mangifera indica; Anacardiaceae)
Mangosteen (Garcinia mangostana; Clusiaceae)
Marang (Artocarpus odoratissima; Moraceae), a breadfruit relative
Melinjo
Melon pear
Monstera (Monstera deliciosa; Araceae) also called Swiss Cheese Plant, Split-leaf Philodendron
Morinda
Mountain soursop
Mundu
Mung bean
Muskmelon
Nance
Naranjilla, Lulo (Solanum quitoense; Solanaceae)
Nutmeg
Neem
Oil Palm
Okra
Papaya (Carica papaya; Caricaceae)
Peach palm
Peanut butter fruit (Bunchosia argentea; Malpighiaceae)
Pequi or Souari Nut (Caryocar brasiliense; Caryocaraceae)
Pewa (peach palm; pupunha in Portuguese)
Pigeon pea
Pili nut
Pineapple (Ananas comosus or Ananas sativas; Bromeliaceae)
Pitomba (Eugenia luschnathiana or Talisia esculenta)
Plantain
Poha or Cape Gooseberry (Physalis peruviana; Solanaceae)
Pois doux (Inga edulis, ice-cream bean, or inga-cipó in Portuguese)
Poisonleaf (Dichapetalum cymosum) (?)
Pommecythère or pomcité (Spondias cytherea); also known as golden apple, June plum or Jew plum and ambarella, and as cajamanga in Portuguese
Pommerac (Eugenia malaccensis); also known as Otaheite apple; Malay apple; jambo in Portuguese
Pummelo
Pupunha or peach-palm (Bactris gasipaes; Palmae); also known as pewa
Queensland nut
Rambutan (Nephelium lappaceum; Sapindaceae)
Red Mombin (Spondias purpurea; Anacardiaceae)
Riberry (Syzygium luehmannii; Myrtaceae), also called Lilly Pilly, Lillipilli, Chinese Apple
Ridged gourd
Salak (Salacca edulis), also called snakefruit
Santol (Sandoricum koetjape; Meliaceae)
Sapodilla (Achras/Manilkara zapota; Sapotaceae), also called chiku, mespel, naseberry, sapadilla, snake fruit, sawo
Sea grape
Soncoya
Soursop (Annona muricata; Annonaceae), also called guanabana
Soybean
Star apple (Chrysophyllum cainito), also called caimito or caimite
Strawberry guava
Strawberry pear
Sugar apple (Annona squamosa; Annonaceae); ata in Portuguese
Summer squash
Surinam Cherry (Eugenia uniflora; Myrtaceae) also called Brazilian Cherry, Cayenne Cherry, Pitanga
Sweet granadilla
Sweet orange
Sweet pepper
Sweetsop
Rose apple (Syzygium jambos; Myrtaceae), also called Malay apple
Tamarind (Tamarindus indica; Caesalpiniaceae)
Vanilla
Water apple
Watermelon
Wax apple (Syzygium samarangense)
Wax gourd
White sapote
Winged bean
Unsorted
Chocolate vine (Akebia quinata)
Elaeagnus angustifolia (Russian olive)
Garden Peach Tomato
Ice Plant (Carpobrotus edulis; Aizoaceae)
Sythus Fagus (Sythe)
Taxus baccata (Yew) sweet red fruit with a highly toxic seed.
Okay, that's enough looking up for one day, that took me like a half an hour! I love you and hope you earned some intelligence. I'll post later on tonight!
Is MOBY DICK really the greatest piece of American history?
No, it's a matter of opinion, personally I have not even gotten to the tenth chapter, let alone the middle of the book, but I will tell you if it is a good book or not.
Not... Why is green, green?
Green is green because green is green.
Do you like pie?
Do I like pie?
What does the word Azerkail mean to you?
A lot of memories.
What is a plank length?
FOR GOODNESS SAKE I AM LOOKING THIS UP ONCE AND FOR ALL!
The Planck length, denoted by , is the unit of length approximately 1.6 × 10−35 metres, 6.3 × 10-34 inches, or about 10-20 times the diameter of a proton. It is in the system of units known as Planck units. The Planck length is deemed "natural" because it can be defined from three fundamental physical constants: the speed of light, Planck's constant, and the gravitational constant.
The physical significance of the Planck length is unclear. Because it is the only length (up to a constant factor) obtainable from the constants G, h, and c, it is expected to play some role in a theory of quantum gravity. In some forms of quantum gravity, it is the length scale at which the structure of spacetime becomes dominated by quantum effects, giving it a discrete or foamy structure. In other forms of quantum gravity there are no such effects. If there are large extra dimensions, the measured strength of gravity may be much smaller than its true (small-scale) value; in this case the Planck length would have no physical significance, and quantum gravitational effects would appear at much larger scales.
TAKE THAT BIOTCH!
Do you like the color orange?
Do I love tomatoes? No.
What is a Turkey Hawk?
A turkey and a hawk decided to mate thus the turkey hawk!
Apple Pie?
WTF this isn't a freaking question!
Do you own a phone?
No, I live in amish country.
Do you live in amish country?
Yes, yes I do, which is why I have a computer and a TV and go to public school.
I love you.
I love you too, now next question.
Do you like ice cream?
Yes, now I'm going to get some.
Okay guys I really want to look up stuff, so I did.
Look up a famous actor you hate's favorite food.
MUAHAHA This one actually came from another blog on blogspot.com!
Tom Cruise's Favorite Food: Tom Cruise flew three of his favorite Italian chefs half way accross the world just to cook for his birthday last week. The "chefs" are from restaurant Dal Bolognese in Rome, Italy. Apparently Tom Cruise likes Italian food.
Look up All the different shades of Orange.
I hate this person but I did anyway!
Yeah didn't find anything (thank GOD)
Moving on... Look up all of the fruits of the world.
I hate this person even more.
But I did it anyway!
All the fruits of the World sorted:
Rosaceae family
Apple and crabapple (Malus)
Chokeberry (Aronia)
Hawthorn (Crataegus and Rhaphiolepis)
Loquat (Eryobotrya japonica)
Medlar (Mespilus germanica)
Pear, European and Asian species (Pyrus)
Quince (Cydonia oblonga and Chaenomeles)
Rose hip, the fruitlike base of roses (Rosa); used mostly for jams and herbal tea
Rowan (Sorbus)
Service tree (Sorbus domestica), bears a fruit known as a sorb or sorb apple
Serviceberry or Saskatoon (Amelanchier)
Shipova (× Sorbopyrus auricularis)
The stone fruits, drupes of genus Prunus:
Apricot (Prunus armeniaca or Armeniaca vulgaris)
Cherry sweet, black, sour, and wild species (Prunus avium, Prunus serotina, P. cerasus, and others)
Chokecherry (Prunus virginiana)
Greengage, a cultivar of the plum
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the pluot, aprium and peacotum
Peach (of the normal and white variety) and its variant the nectarine (Prunus persica)
Plum, of which there are several domestic and wild species; dried plums are called prunes
Berries
Blackberry, of which there are many species and hybrids, such as dewberry, boysenberry, olallieberry and loganberry (genus Rubus)
Cloudberry (Rubus chamaemorus)
Loganberry (Rubus loganobaccus)
Raspberry, several species (genus Rubus)
Salmonberry (Rubus spectabilis)
Thimbleberry (Rubus parviflorus)
Wineberry (Rubus phoenicolasius)
The true berries are dominated by the family Ericaceae, many of which are hardy in the subarctic:
Bearberry (Arctostaphylos spp.)
Bilberry or whortleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Blueberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Crowberry (Empetrum spp.)
Cranberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Huckleberry (Vaccinium spp.)
Lingonberry (Vaccinium vitis-idaea)
Strawberry Tree (Arbutus unedo), not to be confused with the Strawberry (Fragaria)
Other berries not in the Rosaceae or Ericaceae:
Açaí (Euterpe), a palm fruit native to the Amazon region
Barberry (Berberis; Berberidaceae)
Currant (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae), red, black, and white types
Elderberry (Sambucus; Caprifoliaceae)
Gooseberry (Ribes spp.; Grossulariaceae)
Hackberry (Celtis spp.; Cannabaceae)
Honeysuckle: the berries of some species (called honeyberries) are edible, others are poisonous (Lonicera spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Mulberry (Morus spp.; Moraceae)
Mayapple (Podophyllum spp.; Berberidaceae)
Nannyberry or sheepberry (Viburnum spp.; Caprifoliaceae)
Oregon grape (Mahonia aquifolium; Berberidaceae)
Sea-buckthorn (Hippophae rhamnoides; Elaeagnaceae)
Sea Grape (Coccoloba uvifera; Polygonaceae)
Wolfberry (Lycium barbarum, Lycium spp.; Solanaceae)
Aisan fruit
Arhat (Siraitia grosvenorii; Cucurbitaceae) Also called longevity fruit
Che (Cudrania tricuspidata; Moraceae) Also called Cudrania, Chinese Mulberry, Cudrang, Mandarin Melon Berry, Silkworm Thorn, zhe
Durian
Goumi (Elaeagnus multiflora ovata; Elaeagnaceae)
Hardy Kiwi (Actinidia arguta)
Kiwifruit or Chinese gooseberry (Actinidia spp.; Actinidiaceae)
Lapsi (Choerospondias axillaris Roxb.)
Nungu
Persimmon (aka Sharon Fruit) (Diospyros kaki; Ebenaceae)
Rhubarb (Rheum rhaponticum; Polygonaceae)
Sageretia (Sageretia theezans; Rhamnaceae) Also called Mock Buckthorn
Cacti
Cardón (Pachycereus pringlei; Cactaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus undatus; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Prickly pear (Opuntia spp.; Cactaceae)
Saguaro (Carnegiea gigantea; Cactaceae)
Podocarps
Kahikatea (Dacrycarpus dacrydioides)
Manoao (Manoao colensoi)
Nageia (Nageia spp.)
Podocarpus (Podocarpus spp.)
Prumnopitys (Prumnopitys spp.)
Rimu (Dacrydium cupressinum)
Melons
Gourds, including, but not limited to:
Butternut squash (Cucurbita moschata)
Cushaw squash (Cucurbita mixta)
Hubbard squash, Buttercup squash (Cucurbita maxima)
Pumpkin, Acorn squash, Zucchini, Summer squash (Cucurbita pepovarieties)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus)
Melon (Cucumis melo): cantaloupe, galia, and other muskmelons, honeydew
Accessory fruits
The accessory fruits, seed organs which are not botanically berries at all::
Raisin tree (Hovenia dulcis, Rhamnaceae) Also called Japanese Raisin Tree
Strawberry (Fragaria spp.; Rosaceae)
Fruits in this category are not hardy to extreme cold, as the preceding temperate fruits are, yet tolerate some frost and may have a modest chilling requirement. Notable among these are natives of the Mediterranean:
Grapes
Black mulberry (Morus nigra; Moraceae)
Cornelian cherry (Cornus mas; Cornaceae)
Date palm (Phoenix dactylifera; Arecaceae)
Fig (Ficus spp. Moraceae)
Grape, called raisin, sultana, or currant when it is dried. (Vitis spp.; Vitaceae)
Jujube (Ziziphus zizyphus; Rhamnaceae)
Olive (Olea europea; Oleaceae)
Pomegranate (Punica granatum; Punicaceae)
Sycamore fig (Ficus sycomorus. Moraceae) also called old world sycomore or just sycomore.
In the important genus Citrus (Rutaceae), some members are tropical, tolerating no frost. All common species of commerce are somewhat hardy:
Lemon
Citron (Citrus medica)
Clementine (Citrus reticulata var. Clementine),
Grapefruit (Citrus paradisi)
Hybrids of the preceding species, such as the Orangelo, Tangelo, Rangpur and Ugli fruit
Kumquat (Fortunella)
Lemon (Citrus limon)
Limes
Key Lime (Citrus aurantifolia)
Persian lime Also known as tahiti lime.
Kaffir lime (Citrus hystix)
Mandarin (Citrus reticulata),
Orange, of which there are sweet (Citrus sinensis) and sour (Citrus aurantium) species
Pomelo (also known as the shaddock) (Citrus maxima)
Sweet Lemon (Citrus limetta)
Tangerine, and similar
See also: List of Citrus fruits
Other subtropical fruits:
Avocado (Persea americana; Lauraceae)
Carob (Ceratonia siliqua; Fabaceae)
Feijoa (Feijoa sellowiana; Myrtaceae)
Guava (Psidium guajava; Myrtaceae)
Kumquat (Fortunella spp.; Rutaceae)
Longan (Euphoria longan; Sapindaceae)
Lúcuma (Pouteria lucuma; Sapotaceae)
Lychee (Litchi chinensis; Sapindaceae)
Passion fruit or Grenadilla (Passiflora edulis and other Passiflora spp.; Passifloraceae) Galendar in some part of east India (Darjeeling)
Peanut (Arachis hypogaea; Fabaceae)
Pond-apple (Annona glabra; Annonaceae) Also called Alligator-apple and Monkey-apple
Strawberry guava (Psidium litorale; Myrtaceae)
Tamarillo or Tree Tomato (Cyphomandra betacea; Solanaceae)
Ugni (Ugni molinae; Myrtaceae)
Yangmei (Myrica rubra; Myricaceae) Also called Yamamomo, Chinese Bayberry, Japanese Bayberry, Red Bayberry, or Chinese strawberry tree
Acerola (Malpighia glabra; Malpighiaceae), also called West Indian Cherry or Barbados Cherry
Ackee (Blighia sapida or Cupania sapida; Sapindaceae)
African cherry orange (Citropsis schweinfurthii; Rutaceae)
Amazon Grape (Pourouma cecropiaefolia;Moraceae)
Araza
Avocado
Açaí (Euterpe oleracea; Arecaceae), or assai
Babaco (Carica pentagona; Caricaceae)
Bael (Aegle marmelos; Rutaceae)
Banana (Musacea spp.; Musaceae); its starchy variant is the plantain
Barbadine (granadilla; maracujá-açu in Portuguese)
Barbados Cherry (Malpighia glabra L.; Malpighiaceae), also called Acerola, West Indian Cherry
Betel Nut
Bilimbi (Averrhoa bilimbi; Oxalidaceae) Also called cucumber tree or tree sorrel
Biriba
Bitter gourd
Black sapote
Bottle gourd
Brazil nut
Breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis; Moraceae)
Burmese grape (Baccaurea sapida; Cucurbitaceae)
Calabash (Lagenaria siceraria; Bignoniaceae)
Calabashtree
CamuCamu (Myrciaria dubia; Myrtaceae)
Canistel
Cape gooseberry
Carambola (Averrhoa carambola; Oxalidaceae), also called star fruit or five fingers
Cashew
Cempedak or Champedak (Artocarpus champeden; Moraceae)
Ceylon gooseberry
Chenet (guinep or ackee; pitomba-das-Guinas in Portuguese)
Cherimoya (Annona cherimola; Annonaceae)
Chili
Caimito (caimite; related to the yellow abiu - egg fruit)
Cacao
Coconut (Cocos spp.; Arecaceae)
Coffee
Cupuaçu
Custard apple (Annona reticulata; Annonaceae), also called Bullock's Heart
Damson plum (Chrysophyllum oliviforme; Sapotaceae), also called Satin Leaf
Date
Date-plum (Diospyros lotus; Ebenaceae)
Dragonfruit (Hylocereus spp.; Cactaceae), also called pitaya
Durian (Durio spp.; Bombacaceae)
Eggfruit (Pouteria campechiana; Sapotaceae), also called canistel or yellow sapote
Elephant apple (Dillenia indica; Dilleniaceae)
Giant granadilla
Golden Apple
Guarana (Paullinia cupana; Sapindaceae)
Guava
Guavaberry or Rumberry; (Myrciaria floribunda; Myrtaceae)
Hog plum (taperebá in Portuguese)
Horned melon (Cucumis metuliferus; Cucurbitaceae)
Huito (Genipa americana; Rubiaceae); also called jagua, genipap, jenipapo
Indian almond
Indian fig
Indian jujube
Indian Prune (Flacourtia rukan; Flacourtiaceae)
Jaboticaba (Myrciaria cauliflora; Myrtaceae), also called Brazilian Grape Tree
Jackfruit (Artocarpus heterophyllus Moraceae), also called nangka
Jambul (Syzygium cumini; Myrtaceae)
Jatobá (Hymenae coubaril; Leguminosae) Caesalpinioideae)
Jocote, also called Jamaica Plum
Kandis (Garcinia forbesii; Clusiaceae)
Keppel fruit (Stelechocarpus burakol; Annonaceae)
Kumquat
Kundong (Garcinia sp.; Clusiaceae)
Lablab
Langsat (Lansium domesticum), also called longkong or duku
Lansones (Lansium domesticum spp.; Meliaceae)
Lemon
Leucaena
Lime
Longan
Loquat
Lucuma
Lychee
Mabolo (Diospyros discolor; Ebenaceae) also known as a velvet persimmon
Macadamia
Mamey sapote (Pouteria sapota; Sapotaceae); also known as mamee apple; abricó in Portuguese Tropical Fruits
Mamoncillo (Melicoccus bijugatus; Sapindaceae), also known as quenepa, genip or Fijian Longan
Mandarin
Manila tamarind (or Monkeypod, Pithecellobium dulce)
Mango (Mangifera indica; Anacardiaceae)
Mangosteen (Garcinia mangostana; Clusiaceae)
Marang (Artocarpus odoratissima; Moraceae), a breadfruit relative
Melinjo
Melon pear
Monstera (Monstera deliciosa; Araceae) also called Swiss Cheese Plant, Split-leaf Philodendron
Morinda
Mountain soursop
Mundu
Mung bean
Muskmelon
Nance
Naranjilla, Lulo (Solanum quitoense; Solanaceae)
Nutmeg
Neem
Oil Palm
Okra
Papaya (Carica papaya; Caricaceae)
Peach palm
Peanut butter fruit (Bunchosia argentea; Malpighiaceae)
Pequi or Souari Nut (Caryocar brasiliense; Caryocaraceae)
Pewa (peach palm; pupunha in Portuguese)
Pigeon pea
Pili nut
Pineapple (Ananas comosus or Ananas sativas; Bromeliaceae)
Pitomba (Eugenia luschnathiana or Talisia esculenta)
Plantain
Poha or Cape Gooseberry (Physalis peruviana; Solanaceae)
Pois doux (Inga edulis, ice-cream bean, or inga-cipó in Portuguese)
Poisonleaf (Dichapetalum cymosum) (?)
Pommecythère or pomcité (Spondias cytherea); also known as golden apple, June plum or Jew plum and ambarella, and as cajamanga in Portuguese
Pommerac (Eugenia malaccensis); also known as Otaheite apple; Malay apple; jambo in Portuguese
Pummelo
Pupunha or peach-palm (Bactris gasipaes; Palmae); also known as pewa
Queensland nut
Rambutan (Nephelium lappaceum; Sapindaceae)
Red Mombin (Spondias purpurea; Anacardiaceae)
Riberry (Syzygium luehmannii; Myrtaceae), also called Lilly Pilly, Lillipilli, Chinese Apple
Ridged gourd
Salak (Salacca edulis), also called snakefruit
Santol (Sandoricum koetjape; Meliaceae)
Sapodilla (Achras/Manilkara zapota; Sapotaceae), also called chiku, mespel, naseberry, sapadilla, snake fruit, sawo
Sea grape
Soncoya
Soursop (Annona muricata; Annonaceae), also called guanabana
Soybean
Star apple (Chrysophyllum cainito), also called caimito or caimite
Strawberry guava
Strawberry pear
Sugar apple (Annona squamosa; Annonaceae); ata in Portuguese
Summer squash
Surinam Cherry (Eugenia uniflora; Myrtaceae) also called Brazilian Cherry, Cayenne Cherry, Pitanga
Sweet granadilla
Sweet orange
Sweet pepper
Sweetsop
Rose apple (Syzygium jambos; Myrtaceae), also called Malay apple
Tamarind (Tamarindus indica; Caesalpiniaceae)
Vanilla
Water apple
Watermelon
Wax apple (Syzygium samarangense)
Wax gourd
White sapote
Winged bean
Unsorted
Chocolate vine (Akebia quinata)
Elaeagnus angustifolia (Russian olive)
Garden Peach Tomato
Ice Plant (Carpobrotus edulis; Aizoaceae)
Sythus Fagus (Sythe)
Taxus baccata (Yew) sweet red fruit with a highly toxic seed.
Okay, that's enough looking up for one day, that took me like a half an hour! I love you and hope you earned some intelligence. I'll post later on tonight!
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