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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Margarita Directions

Hmm... well I decided to make fun of those quizzes which ask you your name and then decided what not to do or how to make you. Thus begins an era (or a few minutes) of ranting about how stupid this is blah, blah, blah.

So, my warning label is: IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP MARGARITA SUNSHINE AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

Aha, you know what I say to that? True, so very, very true, I'm seriously, I'm like a pyro. Oooh and THIS one says I'm an official ice cream flavor. Oh wow... it says that I'm multicultural ice cream, awesome. I'm two-faced, oh damn, that's bad... oh well, don't get me wrong but I can admit that I'm two-faced sometimes... when I have off days. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!

How to make a Margarita Sunshine:
Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes
in a shot glass.
Serve with a slice of wisdom
and a pinch of salt.
Yum!

hah, if I knew that I was 5 parts jealousy I would say someone is pretty protective of their readers, turn on me and I swear to ALLAH I SHALL SHAMOOK YOU!

Name Achronym... hahahahahaha... let's try!

M-Mischievous - Apparently I am very sneaky sometimes
A-Astounding - Yes, I am mind-blowing
R-Refreshing - Duh, I tell the truth BIOTCH
G-Gentle - er... with babies?
A-Appreciative - HAHAHA NAAAAAW.
R-Rounded - Right... opinions yeah
I-Industrious - What does that mean?
T-Timeless - Yes! I shall live FOREVER AND EVA!
A-Arty - Yes I am very artsie fartsie

S-Spunky - DUH
U-Unforgettable - You shall never forget my never ending rants about Global Warming and insects
N-Nice - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Next question.
S-Shaggy - I'm shag worthy? hmm...
H-Hilarious - Yes, I do believe I'm funny sometimes
I-Industrious - What does that mean?!
N-Nerdy - Duh, I have a blog, of course I'm a nerd.
E-Extreme - Yes, I am.

Okay, okay... A Blogging degree?
hahaha... okay, I'll Bite.
The University of Blogging

Presents to
Margarita Sunshine

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Color Bars

Majoring in
Self Deprication
Signed
®

Okay I'm done.

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