My Little Sister's Essay

Okay so my little sister wrote this for a project and I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to post it. I'm not revealing my whereabouts, so I did of course change stuff.

MY Sister

Walls School 5 – T
Somewhere in NJ


My favorite day of the week is Thursday. Gym is on that day. When I grow up I want to be an athlete. I like to run and I like to play games in gym that has running. I usually win. I sometimes even beat the boys. I want to run in tract some day and race other schools.

Thursday is also the end of the week. I only have one more day till the weekend. I have fun on the weekends I usually have friends over. We made a fort in my back yard and I have my own kids army. I am Captain Melanie.
My friend Tara, is look out, with her official name as Queen Tay-Tay. Becka is the fort Inspector Blurh Blurh Blurh, and Brielle is the Co-Captain Bri. We protect the fort we built. The Fort X!!! We took an old big intertube, and took parts from a ripped up old beach ball. This is our Fort X weapon. If there is an intruder, we take the intertube and launch it up. Our intruders are the family pets, Sabel and Ginger and my older sister Bethany (That's me!). We didn’t actually get to test the weapon on Bethany yet, but we’re looking forward to that. When the dogs came, we tried to launch the weapon at their feet but the dogs were too fast and ran away. On Thursday, we would talk at school, about the Fort X and what we would do over the weekend in Fort X!!!

Every day at lunchtime at school there is a different lunch but Thursday, which is usually pizza day. I don’t have to throw out half of my school lunch that day. I will eat the whole lunch. Only one time we had a food fight during lunch. Some kid screamed “Food fight” and threw a cookie, but it was not on Thursday.

This is why I like Thursday. It is a particularly happy day.