James Bond moment

Okay, I don't care if you wish to shoot me right now and bury me in a shallow grave. But last night I went all secret agenty, and I was thinking 'This is your chance! How many people actually have fun with sneaking on the computer?' Well I did.

Around 11:32 PM

I watched the fan go around and around and aroooooooooooound and around and around and aroooooooound and so on and so forth.

Then I jumped out of my creaky bed of doom. I actually put my hands as a gun and crouched down and went ALL the way on the other of side of the house to see the light on. Then I RAN back and dived under the covers of my creaky bed.

Around 11:50
I needed chap stick, and I was positive someone was in the kitchen. So, being me I decided to go all James Bond with the chap stick. After I got my chap stick I'm positive the light went on so I dived under the covers once again.
I decided to investigate - with my hands in fake gun mode - and chap stick in hand and I turned the corner to reveal half naked people. I nearly hyperventilated right there on the spot. Lucky my adrenaline just made me excited, like SUPER excited.

Within that 13 minutes I waited for mystery person to go back to bed and then I made the move to grandma's for the first time. I turned the knob slowly and it feels like someone is pushing on it, I checked. She's asleep, when I shut it, it made a loud noise so I ran for it for the second time that night.

12:03

I'm checking on my grandma for the second time because I heard someone coughing, it was mystery person number three. I crouched down and hid behind various walls until the coast was clear. My feet padded on the kitchen floor, I decided carpets are my best friends. I made the door make another obnoxious sound before confirming I had to hightail it out of here. So for the third time I ran for it.

During that 57 minutes I managed to get on the computer without any interuptions. I think I went to bed one something.

Mission accomplished.