Margarita Confronts the World Problems

I decided that my blog deserved a random segment where I bashed on today's problems such as: Global Warming, the War on Iraq, Our fascinations with celebrities, Infomercials, Reality Shows and other Television subjects,Britney Spears, today's drug use, Myspace & more.

Today's first discussion,

Global warming:
It seems like Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth' has started a brand new breed of conspiracies that the world is ending. I just have one question to ask: Why? I mean if the world was going to end because of carbon in the air I think you're a little too late. We 'pollute' the air by breathing, by farting, and by driving our strollers. It seems to me that Al Gore, who was almost our president, is lacking logic. To think he was going to be our president. This now leads me to our next subject:

The War On Iraq:
Oil, oil, oil; you're here to take out oil and it's taking you five freaking years to do it. Right... besides the lack of logic in that statement we have been making progress on the war. By having the house of representatives turn to democrat only to stay in Iraq. Gee America maybe you didn't realize that we have to stay there for the country to help it so they don't end up blowing Synagogues.

CNN Slip-ups.
A few months I believe, I lost track of the date because the media wouldn't stop talking about Anna Nicole Smith. Yes she finally died, said an anchor woman for CNN. Don't worry this isn't the first time CNN's anchor people have insulted a person. Dick Chaney had an 'X' on his face during an important press conference on television. CNN describing it as a 'glitch' in the system was highly unlikely but America believe it. You're stupid America you really are.

Celebrities:
CNN was not the only one getting 'caught' for being appalling, as if it were an everyday thing, celebrities do it all the time. They insult each other, whine about not having cheese, and by a ridiculous amount of clothes everyday. Anna Nicole Smith finally did die, what's strange it that other female celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Paris Hilton have not died yet from drug overdose as if they're not taking any. Yeah, right... Speaking of Nicole Richie, she's prego with her boyfriend's baby. It's good thing she's in rehab and currently cutting down her ten pills a day to only five pills a day, it's a miracle if that baby is perfect. As for Paris Hilton's best friend, yes they finally settled the mystery dispute. It seemed pretty noble of them that they didn't say anything about what happened, some people even suspected that they were just pulling it off as a publicity stunt. Paris Hilton went to Jail originally going for 65 days but instead went for 23 days instead for good behavior. Gee, I never knew that you could tell if a person was being 'good' for three weeks. If that wasn't enough Paris has now become religious supposedly. I understand if she is serious about this but if this is just a publicity stunt more people will be angry with her.

Myspace and drug use:
Myspace parents have now taken so much action on the Internet I'm starting to wonder if they'll start a cult. Cult or not Myspace is becoming more and more popular by the second. Everyday thousands join the site with friends, family, music artist, comedians, and business. Which leads to drug use, now that kids spend more time on Myspace they have gotten into drugs. Parents would also like to sue Myspace for making their child a whore, she was a whore before and she'll be a whore without it. As for the drug use your parenting skills suck and I suggest you communicate with your children more. On myspace people have this stupid pictures with phones, nothing but bras, and drink alcohol most of the time. And yet parents blame myspacce for allowing their kids to drink alcohol. It's not like myspace supplied it, so thus it shouldn't be blamed. Face it, parents messed up so they must come to it and get over their selves.

Television:
Ever since the 90s reality TV has become widely popular. I bet most Americans can name at least ten. Charm School, Flavor of Love, Scot Baio, Survivor, Big Brother, The Real World, Made, Bam's Unholy union, Fear Factor, American Idol, So you think you can dance, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and much more. Infomercials have taken over the TV it's just selling stuff now, no ads for saving the music or world peace, just buying and selling.

Britney Spears:
She has done it all, from Justin to cutting her hair. This chick is crazy, she has her hair cut off and got a tattoo in place. Her fashion sense blinds you forever and she almost killed her child. Britney Spears, she can't seem to stay away from the camera much. She also put a towel around her head, accepted a candle while Jessica Simpson went into the wrong car and posed casually. Britney Spears is just weird and it's safe to say she's on something.

McDonald's:
People have been suing McDonald's because their kids are fat because their parents gave them money and let them chose where to eat. Hmm, that's not weird. Moms of America, we love you but you're a little too nosy for your own good. America's system has been too loose, they need some restriction for the rules of suing someone. Example, if your kid gets fat because you gave them money to go to McDonald's don't sue them for you're own mistake and blame yourself you little cowardly mother.

That's enough for today.