Revelation!

I had a revelation! Or something like that, it doesn't matter because readers, I have an issue to shove down your pretty little throats. As you all know, or should know, I am a Christian. Yeah I'm not going to shove down your throats that if you don't accept Jesus as your savior you're going to hell. But I am saying something, read the book revelations, and then you get critize me. Yeah I give you all the okay =D. But right now, that smiley looks like it has mole on it's 2-dimensional face, but right now I am going to propose a legal issue(s). Yeah I have more then one.

Kinda sorta winda, yeah I know I make up great words, but today while emailing someone I had revelation! Abortion is bad, why is it bad? Because you're killing little unborn babies because you don't want it, well it's your fault anyway! So deal with it! If you don't want the baby at least put it up for adoption you heartless being. Yeah, today I'm going to refain from cursing (FUCK!)... nevermind. Okay now I'm going to refain from swearing... yeah we'll see how long that lasts. Anyways... I am going to say how bad abortion and teaching kindergardeners masturbation in Phildelphia is wrong.

Yeah I said mastrubation, it's true, and the school didn't ask the parents, luckily they did find out and stood up and said 'no'. About time, geez that is just wrong. You don't need to know about sex for another ten years. I think that is gross and ew!

Right, right, right, I'm getting off topic! I had a revelation! About this revelation, has anyone read that book? Seriously creepy, ANYWAYS, getting off topic... Okay so this revelation was about abortion and how wrong it is to kill a poor three inch baby. Ha... get your minds out of that gutter! Right... abortion is wrong and yes I'm shoving it down your throats, and you are going to like it! Like I said, killing someone so you don't have to take care of it, when it was your fault in the first place, is the most laziest thing ever. Infact, I think it will give you a wake up call. You deserve that baby after sleeping around like it's driving a car, I mean really, get over yourself and accept the responsibility.

Yeah I am color coding everything, I think it's fun! =D Whatev. Scrubs! Nevermind... yeah now this is the random portion of the blog where I spell everything wrong. Enjoy it because that took a very long time. And now that I told you my revelation I get to tell you everything else I am doing. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Yeah, I have pretty packed day, and if I have time later on I might post again! You never know... you really never know because no one is excatly on time and no one is exactly right on every answer to a question. And that's today's life lesson.