The Eve of the Eve

It's the Eve of Christmas Eve or Christmas Eve Eve. And I'm deciding which color I should paint my nails. That was random, and I'm thinking about why I keep typing 'ever' instead of 'eve', and I have the biggest urge to push the 'f' key, oh yeah that felt good, that felt good also, and that too, not that though. I suck. Shortest sentence in the history of the history of earth except for 'Amen.' which is like the Allah of all phrases. You can basically say Amen after anything and it'll still make more sense then the actual phrase spoken before it. hah, I just insulted something and I don't even know when, what, or where it's going to happen. Like you can say your dog just died and say Amen.

Okay, maybe not, it might give you a few awkward silences but at least you'll have time to think about what you're going to say to break that tense air of awkward silence. I decided to say something I've never said before. The monkey drives the speaker behind the icecream trunk. Really I've never said that before, isn't it surprising? Isn't it also surprising that I used the word before in the last two sentences and 'isn't it surprising' in the last two also... wow, that's just ironic, for me, you were expecting that.

Because everything about me is SO predictable and compared to my behavior everyone is a psyhic and I'm just a stupid little girl from New Jersey. I totally just made that up, I'm more random then the monkey sentence I made up a paragraph ago, I never said that before either! Wait! Never mind, I have, why do I keep spelling/typing have wrong, I mean it's a four letter word isn't it? I knew that I was typing wrong in those classes in fourth grade. My fourth grade teacher actually said he was going to staple our eyelids to the ceilng and put half a slug in our nose. But the catch is, you have to choose which half. Personally I think I would choose the side without the head. And if we got to choose which type of slug, I think I would choose a dry one because I don't want blood trickling down my nose into my gasp in pain mouth. I would use dases but I'm too lazy and I would also use the proper word for dashes, but I'm also extremely lazy to do that. I really need a shower, today my hair was really messy and I didn't evne brush it because I woke up at seven when I went to bed at one 'o clock in the morning, needless to say, I was pissed.

I'm not supposed to use that word but I don't care, well it was nice telling you my random thoughts of today, I never realized how weird I was... until I started typing/writing down my thoughts. I'd better go before anymore thoughts interupt my goodbyes.

Peace.