My dogs are gay.

My dogs are gay, I know, GAY, dogs are not gay! Animals do not become gay! They are either straight or asexual, not GAY! I mean I know in Legally Blond 2 Bruiser and that dog was gay, but that was a movie, I mean really everyone saw that the big dog was a girl... but I'm serious, my dogs are GAY. HOMOSEXUAL, THE OTHER WAY, FLAMING ON, GAY, NOT STRAIGHT, THAT WAY, THEY'RE LIKE THAT, THEY ACTUALLY GO THAT WAY. So, you can only guess what today's topic is, to my depressing disappoint, homosexuality and bisexuality.

Can animals like it both ways? Maybe... anyways my older sister, who has had medical training (not in animals) with humans says that homosexuality in the Animal Kingdom is common. And I'm like WTF common?! Is that why we don't have dinosaurs anymore?! Or King Kong...?! Okay so I was pulling stuff out of the air the last two times, but still... GAY ELEPHANTS?! That's like saying gay babies, which I don't believe, I don't care what you say, I think I said this before, you were not born that way because if you were. You were so thinking about screwing your baby friend next door and you don't know what a penis is yet so yeah, you're wrong, I'm right end of story. So today's topic? Gay people, FLAMING MAN, ELLEN DEGENERATE.

Yes, I know I spelled it wrong, because if the NBC writers don't feel like writing then I don't feel like spelling and she doesn't feel like being straight then I guess elephants can be gay. Okay I seriously need to learn to let things go. Okay so my friend decided to bring his oracle cards to school a few days ago, so I was like whatever and decided to try them out. Okay so I did and basically it said fly above whatever happens and dismiss it and then it said change was coming and it couldn't change and to just deal with it. Is this what they meant because if my dogs are gay, and if I can't change it I will never look at them the same again. But the funny thing is, it could be dominance and whenever my sister says homosexuality I seriously have the urge to giggle and shout random phrases about stuff.

So, Christmas is officially in three or four days depending on your time zone, two if you're in Japan or Australia. I don't know if that made sense or not but it's true, are Kangaroos gay? Why can't I just let this one go?! I'm sorry but aren't you curious, I mean who isn't curious if they're dog is gay or not? I mean were you expecting me to ramble on about gay elephants. I wonder what the feminine verison of gay is in spanish... dude, I seriously need to get a life or learn about stuff. Like how gay animals can be, you can take that both ways if you'd like. But noy bisexuality or trisexuality, that includes monkeys.