Questions?

Okay so, even though it's against my religion (not really I don't have one!) to answer questions, I decided to be cool and answer the random questions you guy send to me. Firstly I would like to say: What the hell? Are you guys on crack when you ask these questions? Whatever... so I'm answer questions today!

Q:Hey Margar! (Can I call you that?)
I was wondering do you think I could make a fansite?
Also what color is your underwear?
A: No, you may not call me 'Margar', seriously what are you on? (and where can I get some?) Kidding, I'm so glad no one knows my really name, then I'd have people calling me name-that-shall-not-be-mentioned-but-still-annoys-me-thinking-about-it. Now, next question... hmm... a site dedicated to feeding my ego by a bunch of stalkers... No.
Q: Hey Margarita Sunny!
Do you have any pets? If so how many?
PS I really like your blog, maybe we could joint one.
A: Hah. Yes, three, Suckup. In that order.
Q: Hey MS!
I am part Korean and get really mad when someone mistakes me from being Japanese, what can I do to prevent this?
A: Firstly, a proper name, kudos to you! Second, when someone mistakes you for being ASIAN when you're African, that's something to be mad about (sorry tiger!). First, I don't think you should be fishing for sympathy, second: I think you should wear a big sign that says 'I'm Korean' other then that, I think you should be glad their not mistaking you for being Indian.
Harsh enough? Naawww... wait until we get to the hatemail.
Q: Hey Margarita,
I'm a HUGE fan and I think your blog is veyr interesting!
I hope you keep writing!
A: ...
...
... What the HELL? SUCK-UP!!
Q: Hey is this a novel or something?
A: Yes, because people put their novel on the internet to get hacked. No, this is my real life thank you and the one night I happen to be inlove with and he DOESN'T DISAPPEAR!
Q: Are you Mexican?
A: NO! Just because my Spanish name is Margarita, does not mean that I am mexican you dumbass.
Q: Do you encourage others to have blogs like this?
A: Copying is the sincerest of flatterly, no it's really not. I do not encourage people to manage blogs, school, a social life, add the after school activities, and on top of all that a job. I suggest you stick to reading on your own time.
Q: Do you have a job?
A: I don't work yet, I'm still 15, though I might get a job soon, it all depends.
Q: Are you a hippie?
What about a druggie, if so what drugs have you taken?
Were your parents hippies?
A: How many times have I said this?! Like eightteen times, I am not a hippie! Though I do yoga and my friend classifies me as one, but that's besides the point, I do not think I am a hippie. Now, everyone does realize that if I answer yes to question number two, I will get in serious trouble. No, I do not do drugs, I take over the counter drugs like zoloft and other stuff. My dad HATES hippies, my mom was NOT a hippie, no, my parents were not hippies.
Q: Do you have your own computer?
A: Are you stupid? Do you think I would get my own blog if I shared this? No! I do have my own computer, but I have not met someone who honestly asks that after I have clearly stated this is MY computer. You seriously are a moron.
Q: Do you own a Kimono?
And is your foot asleep?
What kind of phone do you have, if you have one?
Do you like blogs?
A: Yes... I own a kimono, it's red =D. Yeah, actually it is a little, it was really bad a little bit ago. I have said this before but I have a verizon chocolate phone. It's green if you must know. Do I like blogs, hmm... I'm not answering this.
And now for the hatemail!
Dear Margarita Bishine,
You're a freaking lesbo, I hate all gays, you suck.
- I hate you.
Dear asshole,
Do you know how many people who are after you right now? For the record I'm not gay, and you suck.
-MS
Dear MS
I hate you.
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Dear Margarita Sunshine,
I think your blog is the worst I don't even know why I read it.
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Dear Margarita,
You're a fucking hippie and you do drugs, I hate you, bye.
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Dear Margarita,
I think you have the worst thing ever, you won't change lives, and you're not a christian because you do drugs and you're a hippie.
Okay, first rule, do NOT start shit with me, I am a christian and I'm not a hippie! I don't do drugs! Get that through you're heads! Now if you hate my blog, then why do you read it? Yeah that's what I thought dumbass. Thanks, I love you too, I think you should get a blog, see how many hits you get. Thanks for sharing! I hate you too. Whatever. These people are hypocrits and don't even read the blog, obviously because I will change the world so yeah.
That's all folks! I hope you enjoy my hatemail/questions!