Let's start it off a week later.

Okay so I decided to start off the new year by being a hypocrite and showing you all the parody of the eleven layers of me. And depending on my mood there MAY be a video.

11 Layers of Me

LAYER ONE: Spell your name with animals:

No, because I'm sure there isn't an animal named Y-Elephant

LAYER TWO:

--Name: Can't tell you
--Birthday: why would I tell you?
--Location: NEVER!
--Eye Color- eh... brown
--Natural Hair Color: brown
-- Right or left handed: hmm... no.

LAYER THREE:

-- Shoes you wore today: Why would anyone care what shoes I wore today?
-- Your perfect pizza: LIMES.
-- Best holiday: Eh... I believe that all holidays have a sufficigence
-- Most missed memory: NADA

LAYER FOUR:

--How many pets do you have: eh...
--If you got to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?: GERMANY because I'm cool like that.
--Who would you go with? cousin

LAYER FIVE:

--Pepsi or Coke: Hah, my friend put Dr. Pepper because that's the only soda she likes... I think I drank some of her Dr. Pepper a few days ago...
--McDonald's or Burger King: Ew. They make me wanna go VEGAN
-- Adidas or Nike: eh.
-- Coffee or tea: tea =]
--Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla because chocolate is messy

LAYER SIX:Do you..

--Sing: Why?
--Get motion sickness: Eh.
--Think you're a health freak: HAH, this is really stupid.
--Get along with your parents: why does everyone take these, we all know we're gonna lie eventually.
--Play an instrument: These are starting to look like police questions

LAYER SEVEN:In the past month have you..

-- Gone to the mall: stupid question
-- Been on stage: stupid question
-- Gone skating: stupid question, everyone goes skating.

LAYER EIGHT:Have you ever..

-- Been in big trouble with your parents: stupid question
-- Ever lied about your age: eh who hasn't?

LAYER NINE:

--Age you hope to be married: eh
-- Number of Children: EEEEEEEH

LAYER TEN:
--Height of opposite sex: obviously women want them taller
--Best eye color: looks don't matter, cept the height
--Best hair color: Eh.
--Best age: MATURITY SCALE SAYS OLD

LAYER ELEVEN:
-- Number of people you could trust in your life right now: eh
-- Tattoos: ew.
--Piercings: ears, want one on my nose.